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Jazbees wrote: October 15th, 2023, 6:01 pm Even when said correctly, "with the Methodists" almost sounds wrong.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/johnTaylor_methodists_blooper.mp3
These are awesome, I commend you for doing it all without reading thru aloud first! I've tried that but spent way to much time editing out all my mistakes :lol:

I will try to save more of my own stumbles though to post, I do love hearing them from other people. The struggle is real!

This week I stumbled around with the phrase, "evil shall not sojourn with thee" for whatever reason I kept saying "shojourn."
And also had to do a double and triple take with the oddly worded, "All the night make I my bed to swim."
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CuriousEntling wrote: October 16th, 2023, 9:11 pm These are awesome, I commend you for doing it all without reading thru aloud first!
Thanks! I hadn't really thought about it before, but there are probably a couple of reasons why I don't rehearse before recording:
  1. I have so little time to work on LV projects. It's all I can do to record one pass and edit it down.
  2. I like to approach the material fresh. Even if I did have more time, I fear that if I rehearse it too much, it'll start sounding rehearsed. Even when I stumble over a phrase and have to repeat it a few times, the later takes sometimes sound (to my perfectionist ears) a little more stiff than the earlier ones, even if the stumble is gone.
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Ah, so good to start a recording session on the right foot...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/goodstart_blooper_ce.mp3
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Just an average recording session: an added random consonant for good measure, a "flathering" lip then later the assumption for some reason that the flatterer would be a tongue instead of a lip as it was before, and finally a "poof" instead of a "puff".

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/ps12_blooper_ce.mp3

I did have a "puffeth" in a previous chapter, "his adversaries, he puffeth at them" :lol:
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My recording space is in a noisy place (beside the refrigerator), so I'm accustomed to noise reducing after recording, and praying that the fridge won't start running (or stop) until I finish recording. Recently, I decided to try recording in a different space in my building, a little-used lounge, which also contains a fridge. The first couple of sessions there went really well. The fridge seemed quieter than my own.

But on this particular day, it suddenly started making this odd clunking sound as I was recording a suspenseful ghost story. I tried and tried, but "my emotion was exhausted and a numbness was coming over me," until finally, I just lost it.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_wja.mp3 (0:26)

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Winnifred wrote: October 20th, 2023, 9:11 pm My recording space is in a noisy place (beside the refrigerator), so I'm accustomed to noise reducing after recording, and praying that the fridge won't start running (or stop) until I finish recording. Recently, I decided to try recording in a different space in my building, a little-used lounge, which also contains a fridge. The first couple of sessions there went really well. The fridge seemed quieter than my own.

But on this particular day, it suddenly started making this odd clunking sound as I was recording a suspenseful ghost story. I tried and tried, but "my emotion was exhausted and a numbness was coming over me," until finally, I just lost it.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_wja.mp3 (0:26)

Cheers,
:lol: :lol:
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Today my voice was vexed by a venerable veteran. Verily!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/johnTaylor_venerableVeteran_blooper.mp3
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Post by SowasVon »

I read the same German text twice: First from a source that I later found had no visible year of publication = no can use, work for the bin :( , then from a much older version from 1839 with notably more outdated language, in that weird old Fraktur font that makes it easy to confuse one letter for another. I stumbled over a sudden English word I'd never heard of and that wasn't in the other text.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_sv.mp3
"You're on Librivox? Pffft. You just like to hear yourself talk."
"Yuuuup." :mrgreen:
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When you finally had some time to sit down and record, but your dog has other plans. :roll:
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/dog_blooper.mp3
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Rapunzelina wrote: November 22nd, 2023, 4:06 am I have to be honest, I did not hear a dog in the recording. Bit of a disappointment really, because that's why I clicked the link :lol: Click bait! :P
Yeah. . . you can't hear her very well. The house was finally quiet, and I would finally have some time to record when she start snuffling around at the door. I almost lost it. :lol:
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Post by llamaart »

Not really a blooper, but this is what happens when your cat walks across your keyboard mid sentence:
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Thanksgiving should be every year, right? 8-)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/thanksgiving_blooper.mp3
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norahnelson wrote: November 28th, 2023, 6:47 pm Thanksgiving should be every year, right? 8-)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/thanksgiving_blooper.mp3
Yes unless some wacky government makes it February 29. :lol:
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lightcrystal wrote: November 28th, 2023, 8:23 pm
norahnelson wrote: November 28th, 2023, 6:47 pm Thanksgiving should be every year, right? 8-)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/thanksgiving_blooper.mp3
Yes unless some wacky government makes it February 29. :lol:
:lol: :lol: If that did happen, I would still hope for some stuffing and pie! 🥧
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Post by SowasVon »

During a recording session, my neighbour upstairs got active.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/Blooper.mp3
"You're on Librivox? Pffft. You just like to hear yourself talk."
"Yuuuup." :mrgreen:
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