Awful rhymes in couplets (or otherwise)

[KevinS]

Lady, why dost thou so greatly spurn me?
"Gad, man, to be clear, so as to learn thee!"

P.S. Hahah! Maybe this one isn't so terrible. I'll try harder next time.

[KevinS]

To his man servant he told, "Shoo that cat!"
"Sole Fat Cat am I!" cried the plutocrat.

[Dulcamara]