Bloopers - 2
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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_viceroy.mp3
The proprietor of the establishment says, "What is this? A historical reference joke or something?"
The proprietor of the establishment says, "What is this? A historical reference joke or something?"
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
And I thought sheep could swim!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/sinking_sheep_blooper.mp3
Jacquerie
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/sinking_sheep_blooper.mp3
Jacquerie
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I call this file "glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3".
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Coming from nowhere...a blooper!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/comingfromnowhere_wt_blooper.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/comingfromnowhere_wt_blooper.mp3
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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_songanddishes.mp3
My mom was putting away dishes, singing and generally being very loud when I was recording.
"Wait are you still recording? I thought you were done!" LOL At that point I began my section very loudly, so she would know I was still recording!
(And yes, she sang 'Under Pressure' two separate times, it wasn't just copied twice! )
My mom was putting away dishes, singing and generally being very loud when I was recording.
"Wait are you still recording? I thought you were done!" LOL At that point I began my section very loudly, so she would know I was still recording!
(And yes, she sang 'Under Pressure' two separate times, it wasn't just copied twice! )
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That's a good one. My mom is the same way .
I have one to add. This is not so much a blooper (I did not make a mistake on the text), but the sentence itself was so hilarious to me that I couldn't get through it. Who would have known this sentence would be in a football manual?
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_football.mp3
EDIT: And it only gets better, "when resisting the attack of a revolving wedge"
I have one to add. This is not so much a blooper (I did not make a mistake on the text), but the sentence itself was so hilarious to me that I couldn't get through it. Who would have known this sentence would be in a football manual?
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_football.mp3
EDIT: And it only gets better, "when resisting the attack of a revolving wedge"
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My cat, Serenity, doing her best impression of a robin redbreast
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/kittyportrayingarobin_jk.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/kittyportrayingarobin_jk.mp3
Josh Kibbey
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Behind the scenes of a romantic comedy...
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/WaterSoftener_ARomanticComedy.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/WaterSoftener_ARomanticComedy.mp3
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OMG! PLEASE STOP!!!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/just_look_it_up_blooper.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/just_look_it_up_blooper.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
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That's a good one!realisticspeakers wrote: ↑April 18th, 2019, 8:08 pm OMG! PLEASE STOP!!!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/just_look_it_up_blooper.mp3
I guess that's called covering all the basesrealisticspeakers wrote: ↑April 18th, 2019, 8:08 pm OMG! PLEASE STOP!!!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/just_look_it_up_blooper.mp3
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Another one today...
first the funny picture,
then the "LOL funny picture"...
then another funny picture,
then the "whatchya doin?" text.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/OMG_SHUT__IT_OFF_bloopers.mp3
first the funny picture,
then the "LOL funny picture"...
then another funny picture,
then the "whatchya doin?" text.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/OMG_SHUT__IT_OFF_bloopers.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
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Sister Suzy is still selling seashells in my universe: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/SisterSuzy_py_blooper.mp3
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Peter
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Peter
"I think, therefore I am, I think." Solomon Cohen, in Terry Pratchett's Dodger
While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
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LOL! That's a good oneej400 wrote: ↑July 15th, 2019, 2:57 pm While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
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