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Science Break

Posted: July 10th, 2021, 8:49 pm
by SonOfTheExiles
The mnemonic for remembering the full name of DDT:

A mosquito was heard to complain,
“A chemist has poisoned my brain!”
The cause of his sorrow?
A dose of dichloro-
-diphenyltrichloroethane.


Cheers,
Chris

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 12th, 2021, 4:52 am
by schrm
:lol:
yes so easy... but ...

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 20th, 2021, 7:22 pm
by SonOfTheExiles
Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 20th, 2021, 11:07 pm
by Peter Why
Alexander Fleming
...vented Penicillin;
Gonorrhoea hasta
invent resistance faster.

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 21st, 2021, 3:10 am
by SonOfTheExiles
There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the √∞
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgits;
He dropped Maths and took up Divinity.

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 21st, 2021, 6:18 am
by mightyfelix
SonOfTheExiles wrote: July 21st, 2021, 3:10 am There was a young fellow from Trinity
Who took the √∞
But the number of digits
Gave him the fidgits;
He dropped Maths and took up Divinity.
Ok, this one is a win in my book! :lol:

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 21st, 2021, 7:32 am
by catharmaiden
SonOfTheExiles wrote: July 10th, 2021, 8:49 pm The mnemonic for remembering the full name of DDT:

A mosquito was heard to complain,
“A chemist has poisoned my brain!”
The cause of his sorrow?
A dose of dichloro-
-diphenyltrichloroethane.
I love this so much!!! :9: Must learn it by heart. Did you come up with this, Chris!?

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 21st, 2021, 2:05 pm
by MaryinArkansas
There was a young girl who was very keen
To soar high in the air from a trampoline
She had great success
Though she was quite a mess
After lighting some Trinitrotoluene

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 25th, 2021, 1:27 am
by SonOfTheExiles
The integument used so to hide
The organs and bones deep inside
‘Till Röntgen discovered
Rays that uncovered
Whatever was wounded, save pride.

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 25th, 2021, 1:28 am
by SonOfTheExiles
A friend who's in liquor production
Owns a still of astounding construction.
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils -
He says that it's "proof by induction”.

Re: Science Break

Posted: July 28th, 2021, 12:49 am
by SonOfTheExiles
Galileo perfected in spades
The magnificent gadget that aids
Us in viewing the stars
And the planets, like Mars.
Of course, NOW, we need curtains and shades.