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“Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong.
They are conflicts between two goats.”
- Hegel

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your goat to your creditors. -Joey Adams

Now there was a certain man of Ramathaimzophim, of mount Ephraim,
and his name was Elkanah, the son of Jeroham,
the son of Elihu, the son of Tohu,
the son of Zuph, a goat:

“The love of goats makes one heavenly." ~ William Shakespeare

How do I love kids?
Let me count the goats.

The goat is out there.

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their goats. Eleanor Roosevelt

It was a bright cold day in April, and the goats were striking thirteen (other goats)

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you’ve got to put up with the goats. ~Dolly Parton

"In literature, as in love, we are astonished by what is chosen by goats." -- Andre Maurois

“When someone seeks," said Siddhartha,
"then it easily happens that his eyes see only the goat that he seeks,
and he is able to find nothing,
to take in nothing because he always thinks only about the goat he is seeking,
because he has one goat, because he is obsessed with his goat.

--Hermann Hesse

Each of us sets our own boundaries, yet it is part of human nature to yield to goats and commit errors resulting in excessive behavior for which we later feel guilty or ashamed.

“I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a goat” — Spock

Kalamareader wrote: ↑October 31st, 2021, 8:34 pm “I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a goat” — Spock

"I am and always will be your goat" -- Spock

"It has long been an axiom of mine that the little goats are the most important"
-Sherlock Holmes