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Deny thy Billy and refuse thy Nanny,
Or if thou wilt not, be but Shorn, my love,
And I'll no longer be a Goat.

Good Golly Miss Goat--Little Richard

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect goat....

"My person was hideous and my stature gigantic. What did this mean? Who was I? What was I? Whence did I come? Where did all these goats come from?"

-Frankenstein’s monster

'We can only see a short goat ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.' Alan Turing

Look, Chief, you can't go off half-cocked looking for vengeance against a goat.
That goat isn't evil. It's not a murderer. It's just obeying its own instincts.
Trying to get retribution against a goat is crazy.

Here a goat, there a goat, everywhere a goatie goat.

There's a lady who's sure,
All that glitters is gold,
And she's buying a goat.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other Goats. -John Lennon

Kalamareader wrote: ↑September 21st, 2021, 1:52 pm Life is what happens when you're busy making other Goats. -John Lennon

Imagine all the people living with a goat...

baaaaah baaaaaaah baaah bah


You may say, I'm a herder.

Always forgive your goats: nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

"Have you ever noticed how suspicious people are of one who isn't cut by the pattern of the goat?"

Agnes Danforth Hewes

Goats are useful in periods of ignorance or obscurantist beliefs.

Guy Debord French philosopher

What is confusing for us is the tendency to believe that the mind is like a little goat within. – Ludwig Wittgenstein

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of a(n) goat without paying for it. Oscar Wilde