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commonsparrow3
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Post by commonsparrow3 » January 5th, 2018, 9:56 pm

"Though the Agamemnon was obliged to acknowledge these congratulations in due form, the feeling of annoyance with which we regarded the vessel—"
"-- the feeling of annoyance rith ritch we wegarded the vessel -- with rich we wegarded -- rith which re regarded -- aargh!"

No sentence should have this many w's and r's in such close proximity. I sound like Elmer Fudd going on about some wascally wabbit.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/with_which_we_regard_blooper.mp3
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Post by TriciaG » February 12th, 2018, 10:05 am

I haven't posted a blooper in a long time. I'm about due. :)

Here's what happens when you don't pre-read the chapter: you get the wrong intonation.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/no_prereading_deedunmore_blooper.mp3
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Post by PatrickLondon » February 20th, 2018, 2:55 am

This is is what happens when you haven't pre-read an account of 17th century court intrigues that suddenly turns out to be rather more salaciously gossipy than you might have expected:

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/saucysimon_blooper_pjw.mp3
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Post by sjmarky » February 21st, 2018, 12:16 pm

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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » February 21st, 2018, 4:17 pm

sjmarky wrote:
February 21st, 2018, 12:16 pm
Narration: It's a tough job.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/narratingwithtornrotatorcuff_mn.mp3
It must have been the legendary Black Beast of Aaaargh!

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Post by Cori » April 1st, 2018, 10:57 am

Adventures are fun and interesting -- especially when they throw up mysteries along the way. Here, you can actually hear the cogs in my brain turning ... https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/del-what_cs.mp3
There's honestly no such thing as a stupid question -- but I'm afraid I can't rule out giving a stupid answer : : To Posterity and Beyond!

TriciaG
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Post by TriciaG » April 1st, 2018, 11:11 am

Cori wrote:
April 1st, 2018, 10:57 am
Adventures are fun and interesting -- especially when they throw up mysteries along the way. Here, you can actually hear the cogs in my brain turning ... https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/del-what_cs.mp3
8-) Good job! Yes, it's Delaware. ;)
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » April 12th, 2018, 1:18 pm


mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » April 12th, 2018, 5:57 pm

realisticspeakers wrote:
April 12th, 2018, 1:18 pm
Speaking of 10 year old child...https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopercat.mp3
Cats are such a joy to record with, aren't they? :lol:
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Post by Twinkle88 » April 16th, 2018, 7:40 am

commonsparrow3 wrote:
January 5th, 2018, 9:56 pm
"Though the Agamemnon was obliged to acknowledge these congratulations in due form, the feeling of annoyance with which we regarded the vessel—"
"-- the feeling of annoyance rith ritch we wegarded the vessel -- with rich we wegarded -- rith which re regarded -- aargh!"

No sentence should have this many w's and r's in such close proximity. I sound like Elmer Fudd going on about some wascally wabbit.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/with_which_we_regard_blooper.mp3
Yes, I'm definitely sensing a feeling of annoyance there! :lol:

VfkaBT
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Post by VfkaBT » April 19th, 2018, 10:24 am

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_joanthunders_vfkabt_128kb.mp3

Thunderstorms are so delightful. This one's for craigdavid, my frequent collaborator. 8-)
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mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » April 20th, 2018, 6:38 pm

VfkaBT wrote:
April 19th, 2018, 10:24 am
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_joanthunders_vfkabt_128kb.mp3

Thunderstorms are so delightful. This one's for craigdavid, my frequent collaborator. 8-)
Haha and then the rapping was repeated! :lol:
Devorah Allen

Journal of Francis Asbury Traveling preacher, America
The Crook in the Lot Faith in the midst of trials
The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle DR
Insect Adventures Children NF (US or Life+50 only)
Faces in the Fire Essays on Faith

mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » May 12th, 2018, 9:57 pm

Devorah Allen

Journal of Francis Asbury Traveling preacher, America
The Crook in the Lot Faith in the midst of trials
The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle DR
Insect Adventures Children NF (US or Life+50 only)
Faces in the Fire Essays on Faith

realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » May 13th, 2018, 9:54 am

mightyfelix wrote:
May 12th, 2018, 9:57 pm
It's time for a vocabulary lesson!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/mulct_blooper.mp3
LOL

That was one of my SAT words in 1980.

And here it is again!

EikyTavie
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Post by EikyTavie » May 18th, 2018, 11:28 pm

TriciaG wrote:
October 19th, 2010, 1:24 pm
Here's what happens when you don't read the text beforehand and get to where it says, "she said" when you thought HE was talking...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/voice_error_blooper.mp3
I've never had such a laugh! I'm nearly killed!

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