Tell a joke

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » June 15th, 2023, 5:13 pm

A photon checks into a hotel.
The desk clerk asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon answers, "No, I'm traveling light."

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » June 15th, 2023, 9:04 pm

I broke my finger last week.

On the other hand, I’m ok

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » June 18th, 2023, 9:45 pm

on a windfarm, one windmill says to the other, " So,... what kind of music do you like ? .."
the other responds " Ohh, I'm a big metal fan..."

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » June 22nd, 2023, 10:42 am

Can you name all five of these 1980s songs based only on their titles and the artists' names?

Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
Appetite by Prefab Sprout
True Faith by New Order
Cloudbusting by Kate Bush
Maneater by Daryl Hall And John Oates

OVER 98% WON'T GET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » June 27th, 2023, 2:47 am

DavidYoung wrote: ↑June 22nd, 2023, 10:42 am Can you name all five of these 1980s songs based only on their titles and the artists' names?

Synecdoche

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Post by **philchenevert** » July 6th, 2023, 6:57 am

GettingTooOld wrote: ↑June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Hey, I like this. May I borrow it for my signature?

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » July 6th, 2023, 3:20 pm

philchenevert wrote: ↑July 6th, 2023, 6:57 am
GettingTooOld wrote: ↑June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Hey, I like this. May I borrow it for my signature?

go for it, it's not mine, I just had to share it. What else can you do when you see one that good.

txphred · Post by **txphred** » July 7th, 2023, 12:35 pm

Govspeak: "advancing equitable outcomes"
def: implementing new types of disappointment

Post by **annise** » July 7th, 2023, 4:37 pm

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » July 7th, 2023, 6:28 pm

Oscillating fan to vacuum cleaner: "You suck."
Vacuum cleaner to oscillating fan: "You blow."

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » July 8th, 2023, 1:01 am

maxgal wrote: ↑July 7th, 2023, 6:28 pm Vacuum cleaner to oscillating fan: "You blow."

One nostril to the other, "just between you and I, something smells."

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » July 9th, 2023, 3:58 pm

I would say 'Dude!', 'Sweet!', but that's probably off-topic.

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » July 9th, 2023, 9:24 pm

did I guess your riddle right David ?

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » July 9th, 2023, 9:58 pm

Statistics and scientists tell us that 1 out of every 10 people suffer from hemmeroids. Sorry to bring it up, because it's not a nice subject, and it's no doubt painful and terrible because of the suffering, but that's where you're actually wrong. 1 in 10 suffer from it, so obviously 9 out of 10 enjoy it.