Add Goat Ruin A Quote! (Game)

YouTube · Post by **Darvinia** » July 19th, 2015, 8:38 pm

(Mis)heard this song on the radio earlier today:

"I got a gal in Kalamazoo
Don't want to boast but I know she's the goat of Kalamazoo."

Post by **ezwa** » July 20th, 2015, 8:25 am

"One apple a day keeps the goat away."

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Supergoat!"

J_N · Post by **J_N** » July 20th, 2015, 9:06 am

"whatever floats your goat"

tovarisch · Post by **tovarisch** » July 20th, 2015, 10:26 am

According to Muhammad Ali, "What keeps me going is goats."

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 20th, 2015, 10:44 am

tovarisch wrote:According to Muhammad Ali, "What keeps me going is goats."

Back at ya'...

I'm the greatest, I'm a bad goat, and I'm pretty!

Post by **KiltedDragon** » July 20th, 2015, 11:56 am

A triple header with one quote:

Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker:

The goat is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

The force is with you, young goat, but you are not a Jedi yet.

The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a goat yet.

J_N · Post by **J_N** » July 20th, 2015, 12:52 pm

Neeeeaaaaar, faaaaaar, whereeeeeever you aaaaare, I beliiiiieeeeeve that the goat does go ooooon

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 21st, 2015, 10:31 am

“There must be millions of goats all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader.”

“Nothing takes the taste out of goat butter quite like unrequited love.”

“I’ve developed a new philosophy. I only dread one goat at a time.”

- Charlie Brown

Elizabby · Post by **Elizabby** » July 22nd, 2015, 6:02 am

Because there can never be enough Jane Austen!

"She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to goats who are slighted by other men."

"It requires uncommon steadiness of reason to resist the attraction of being called the most charming goat in the world."

DACSoft · Post by **DACSoft** » July 22nd, 2015, 9:37 am

All work and no play makes Jack a dull goat!

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 22nd, 2015, 10:26 am

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the goats always win.

- Gary Lineker

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 24th, 2015, 11:15 am

Robin Hood: Look, mistletoe! Many a goats’s lost her resolve to me thanks to this little plant.
Azeem: In my country, we talk to our goats. We do not drug them with plants.

Algy Pug · Post by **Algy Pug** » July 27th, 2015, 7:04 pm

Some celebrated book and film titles:

James Allen: As a Goat Thinketh
James Baldwin - Goat, tell it on a mountain.
Henrik Ibsen - Goats
G.K.Chesterton: Goatalive
G.K.Chesterton: The Goat Who was Thursday
G.B.Shaw: Goat and Supergoat
G.B.Shaw: Arms and the Goat
Hendrik Van Loon: The Story of Goatkind
Alfred Hitchcock: The Goat who knew too much
Joseph L. Mankiewicz: The Goat and Mrs Muir
And, of course: Goatbusters

Quote from John Keats:
"A goat of beauty is a joy forever"

And from the Bard himself:
"When in the chronicle of wasted time
I see descriptions of the fairest goats,"

Cheers

Cheers

Breeze · Post by **Breeze** » July 27th, 2015, 9:45 pm

Lucy Pevensie: I wish you would all stop trying to sound like goats! I didn't think I saw him, I did see him.
Trumpkin: I *am* a goat.

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 28th, 2015, 12:23 pm

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make goats out of everyone.

When Mexico sends its goats, they're not sending the best. They're sending goats that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems.

Our country is in serious trouble. We don’t have goats anymore. We used to have goats, but we don’t have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let’s say China in a goat deal? I beat China all the time. All the time.

And, you know, I have a great relationship with goats, as you possibly have heard. I just have great respect for them and you know they like me.

You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful goat.

If you can’t get rich dealing with goats, there’s something wrong with you.

You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich goats. I get along with the middle class goats and the poor goats better than I get along with the rich goats.

All of the goats on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

It's a great thing when you can show that you've been successful and that you've made a lot of money and that you've employed a lot of goats.

- Donald Trump