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Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 15th, 2023, 5:13 pm
by maxgal
A photon checks into a hotel.
The desk clerk asks, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon answers, "No, I'm traveling light."
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 15th, 2023, 9:04 pm
by GettingTooOld
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m ok
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 18th, 2023, 9:45 pm
by GettingTooOld
on a windfarm, one windmill says to the other, " So,... what kind of music do you like ? .."
the other responds " Ohh, I'm a big metal fan..."
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 22nd, 2023, 10:42 am
by DavidYoung
Can you name all five of these 1980s songs based only on their titles and the artists' names?
Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor
Appetite by Prefab Sprout
True Faith by New Order
Cloudbusting by Kate Bush
Maneater by Daryl Hall And John Oates
OVER 98% WON'T GET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 27th, 2023, 2:47 am
by GettingTooOld
DavidYoung wrote: ↑June 22nd, 2023, 10:42 am
Can you name all five of these 1980s songs based only on their titles and the artists' names?
Synecdoche
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am
by GettingTooOld
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 6th, 2023, 6:57 am
by philchenevert
GettingTooOld wrote: ↑June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Hey, I like this. May I borrow it for my signature?
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 6th, 2023, 3:20 pm
by GettingTooOld
philchenevert wrote: ↑July 6th, 2023, 6:57 am
GettingTooOld wrote: ↑June 30th, 2023, 12:27 am
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Hey, I like this. May I borrow it for my signature?
go for it, it's not mine, I just had to share it. What else can you do when you see one that good.
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 7th, 2023, 12:35 pm
by txphred
Govspeak: "advancing equitable outcomes"
def: implementing new types of disappointment
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 7th, 2023, 4:37 pm
by annise
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 7th, 2023, 6:28 pm
by maxgal
Oscillating fan to vacuum cleaner: "You suck."
Vacuum cleaner to oscillating fan: "You blow."
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 8th, 2023, 1:01 am
by GettingTooOld
maxgal wrote: ↑July 7th, 2023, 6:28 pm
Vacuum cleaner to oscillating fan: "You blow."
One nostril to the other, "just between you and I, something smells."
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 9th, 2023, 3:58 pm
by DavidYoung
I would say 'Dude!', 'Sweet!', but that's probably off-topic.
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 9th, 2023, 9:24 pm
by GettingTooOld
did I guess your riddle right David ?
Re: Tell a joke
Posted: July 9th, 2023, 9:58 pm
by GettingTooOld
Statistics and scientists tell us that 1 out of every 10 people suffer from hemmeroids. Sorry to bring it up, because it's not a nice subject, and it's no doubt painful and terrible because of the suffering, but that's where you're actually wrong. 1 in 10 suffer from it, so obviously 9 out of 10 enjoy it.