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Nothing could have done more deliciously according to goat. -- Titus Goat, by Mervyn Bleat

maxgal wrote: ↑April 22nd, 2023, 9:04 pm Nothing could have done more deliciously according to goat. -- Titus Goat, by Mervyn Bleat

BAAAAA, Humgoat. -- A Kidmas Carol by Charles Chickens

"Twelve ninety-six! A very good goat. Almost as old as I am!" -- Bilbo Baggins in The Fellowship of the Ring by J. R. R. Tolkien

"This being my 1296th forum post - a most important number! - it had to be goat." -- redrun in LibriVox.org Off-Topic Forum by This Self-Referential Humor Society

"To sleep ... perchance to bleat. Ay, there's the goat!" -- HamCutlet, by Billy Shakespeare.

maxgal wrote: ↑July 5th, 2023, 8:05 pm "To sleep ... perchance to bleat. Ay, there's the goat!" -- HamCutlet, by Billy Shakespeare.

maxgal wrote: ↑July 5th, 2023, 8:05 pm "To sleep ... perchance to bleat. Ay, there's the goat!" -- HamCutlet, by Billy Shakespeare.

True!--nervous--very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am a goat? -- "The Telltale Bleat" by Edgar Allan Goat

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the goat. -Aristotle

I have 11 Nigerian dwarf goats... So yes, I'm going to dig up this mummified thread!

"Courage is grace under goats.”
~Ernest Hemingway (allegedly)

The pounding of a goat, which I demand of him,
Is dearly butted; 'tis mine and I will bleat it.
-- The Merchant of Venison, by Billy Shakesbleat

“Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by a goat, these pages must show.”

David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens (soon after kidding)

"The Red Goat had long devastated the barnyard."
-- The Masque of the Red Goat, by Billy Nanny Goat.

To be or not to be, that is the Goat!

Kalamareader wrote: ↑November 28th, 2023, 5:53 pm To be or not to be, that is the Goat!

...and... To bleat or not to bleat!