[GAME]Acronym Game

[Kalamareader]

MTLGO

Methinks To Legalize Gorilla Obnoxiousness Might Turn Librarians Gemütlichkeit Overaggressive, Meaning The Levelheaded Gregariousness Ordinarily Meant To Limit Gracelessness, Officiousness May Temporarily Leave Graciousness Outside.

VIPER

[GillH]

Absolutely!

[Dulcamara]

VIPER

Very industrious ptarmigans evolve rapidly.

JAPEC

[GillH]

JAPEC
Just as Peter explained calmly, "Jump and point. Exclaim clearly, 'Jasper! Another pirate!' "
Eagerly, Christine Jackson, actress, practised.
"Exactly. Camera, John! Action!"
Perfectly executed, Christine justified a pretty enormous cheque.

ACTOR

[Dulcamara]

JAPEC
Just as Peter explained calmly, "Jump and point. Exclaim clearly, 'Jasper! Another pirate!' "
Eagerly, Christine Jackson, actress, practised.
"Exactly. Camera, John! Action!"
Perfectly executed, Christine justified a pretty enormous cheque.

ACTOR

[Jazbees]

ACTOR

Alexander called Thomas online, relinquishing all centenarian turtles over ridiculous and completely torrid opinions. "Review appropriate clauses, Thomas!", our riotously-angry contract terminator opined. Reportedly Alexander couldn't take one really ancient Chinese turtle on Ritalin.

THESPIAN

[GillH]

[GillH]

THESPIAN

"The horses!"
"Equines," Simon pronounced in a not too humble enunciation.
"Such peasants," intoned Amanda nobly.
"The honourable equines shall proceed in a nonchalant throng, holding erect such posture imaginable as noble."
"That's - Huh?"
"Eh?"
Speaking 'properly' isn't always normal.

DIM

[maxgal]

DIM

"DIM?!? I'M MD!!!'
"DId I Mind, Dear?'

"I'M Mad!!"
"Don't Irritate Me, Darling; I Might..."

"Darn It, Maybe DIMsdale Is--"
"Maybe DIMsdale Isn't."

'MWAAAAH!!!'
"Duh. Indeed."

EPTL

[Kalamareader]

EPTL

Every Person That Leaves Elephants Perpetually Tied, Lets Each Pachyderm Totally, Leprechaunishly, Experience Perpetual, Total Lethargy.

GMPEA

[Jazbees]

GMPEA

"Gimme my parsnips, Ethel," Alexander growled.
"MY parsnips!" Ethel anxiously gibbered.
"Mr. Primwood," explained Alexander, "gave ME priority!"
"Every afternoon? Golly, Mr. Primwood expects a great many parsnips, except...Alexander!"
Giant, monstrous parsnip extensions arose, grabbing many people, even Alexander.
"Get Mr. Primwood!" exclaimed Alexander. "Go!"

Moral: parsnips evil, always.

LPYSC

[maxgal]

GMPEA

"Gimme my parsnips, Ethel," Alexander growled.
"MY parsnips!" Ethel anxiously gibbered.
"Mr. Primwood," explained Alexander, "gave ME priority!"
"Every afternoon? Golly, Mr. Primwood expects a great many parsnips, except...Alexander!"
Giant, monstrous parsnip extensions arose, grabbing many people, even Alexander.
"Get Mr. Primwood!" exclaimed Alexander. "Go!"

Moral: parsnips evil, always.

WOW, this is scary fun!
And to think I just bought a parsnip that has a couple of monstrous extensions, at my local Farmers Market. (a true story)
Maybe parsnips are the inspiration for The Day of the Triffids.

[maxgal]

LPYSC:

LOOK! Parsnips yonder! Stay covert....

GJEI

[Kalamareader]

LPYSC:

LOOK! Parsnips yonder! Stay covert....

GJEI

[maxgal]

ACTOR

Alexander called Thomas online, relinquishing all centenarian turtles over ridiculous and completely torrid opinions. "Review appropriate clauses, Thomas!", our riotously-angry contract terminator opined. Reportedly Alexander couldn't take one really ancient Chinese turtle on Ritalin.

THESPIAN

I think I'll use the phrases "relinquishing all centenarian turtles" and "ridiculous and completely torrid opinions" at every opportunity.