Tell a joke

Starlite · Post by **Starlite** » January 30th, 2009, 4:35 am

Good one Hazel!

Esther

Robinsgirl · Post by **Robinsgirl** » February 1st, 2009, 4:38 pm

April showers showers bring May flowers but what do may flowers bring?

catchpenny · Post by **catchpenny** » February 2nd, 2009, 9:26 am

Ragweed?

Great Plains · Post by **Great Plains** » February 2nd, 2009, 10:17 am

Robinsgirl wrote:April showers showers bring May flowers but what do may flowers bring?

Bad news to turkeys?

Robinsgirl · Post by **Robinsgirl** » February 2nd, 2009, 10:18 am

catchpenny wrote:Ragweed?

Ha! No! Pilgrims! get it may florwes the "Mayflower"?

Robinsgirl · Post by **Robinsgirl** » February 2nd, 2009, 10:18 am

Robinsgirl wrote:
catchpenny wrote:Ragweed?
Ha! No! Pilgrims! get it may florwes the "Mayflower"?

I really need to learn to slow down when I type! ha! Florwes!

Hazel Pethig · Post by **Hazel Pethig** » February 23rd, 2009, 5:00 pm

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

--Hazel

bookslinger · Post by **bookslinger** » March 19th, 2009, 8:04 am

Why did the monkey get lost?

Because the jungleist massive.

Robinsgirl · Post by **Robinsgirl** » March 19th, 2009, 9:46 am

hehe Checken Sedan!! hehe

Did the monkey want to....... get to the other side? lol IDK

Rogerstaxi · Post by **Rogerstaxi** » March 21st, 2009, 10:10 am

I am not keen on animal jokes as my grandfather was killed by a wasp.
He was a tightrope walker. HeeHee

Rogerstaxi · Post by **Rogerstaxi** » March 21st, 2009, 10:30 am

Whilst we're talking of animals and death though,
my Rottweiler was killed by a Chihuahua.
He choked on it.

Claire · Post by **Claire** » March 21st, 2009, 8:24 pm

Q. What goes clippity-clop, clippity-clop, bang!

A. An Amish drive-by shooting.

Claire ducks, runs and hides.

ExEmGe · Post by **ExEmGe** » March 22nd, 2009, 12:00 pm

Rogerstaxi wrote:my Rottweiler was killed by a Chihuahua.
He choked on it.

[Alice voice] Oh that's so sad; the poor little things, the poor rottweiler, looking forward to a meal and the poor chihuahua, two lives cut short....
[/Alice voice]

Julila · Post by **Julila** » March 22nd, 2009, 12:59 pm

ExEmGe wrote: [Alice voice] Oh that's so sad; the poor little things, the poor rottweiler, looking forward to a meal and the poor chihuahua, two lives cut short....
[/Alice voice]

LOL! I laughed myself silly with this.

Hearts Vicar of Dibley

Bigbuckhunter · Post by **Bigbuckhunter** » March 24th, 2009, 6:44 pm

Rogerstaxi wrote:Whilst we're talking of animals and death though,
my Rottweiler was killed by a Chihuahua.
He choked on it.

I know this is supposed to be a joke thread, but I had to tell my story. Me and my brother were mowing the lawn one day, and our mowers were running low on gas. We drove them up to the house and as we were filling them up, my neighbor's dog came running over and was just being a real irritation. Jumping all over us, and he made us spill the gasoline all over. I told my brother to go get the matches and after my brother got back, I drenched the dog in gasoline, and lit him on fire. The dog ran all over the yard and then fell over.

He just ran out of gas.

Rob