Things I will never understand.

Stephan · Post by **Stephan** » November 15th, 2006, 9:08 am

I will NEVER understand how people can throw waste into nature while going for a stroll or even hiking. Never never never. This mindlessness simply CAN'T be excisting but it is, I don't get it.

Dromiceius · Post by **Dromiceius** » November 15th, 2006, 9:10 am

...why so many people are online on such a nice day.

Stephan · Post by **Stephan** » November 15th, 2006, 9:16 am

I can explain.

GlassMask · Post by **GlassMask** » November 15th, 2006, 11:25 am

I will never understand this fascination with cheese. People put cheese on everything I order from a restaurant. E Pluribus Gad, people! Cheese was invented to keep the tomato paste from sliding off the pizza. It serves no other purpose!

Ted
Lactose intolerant
Not allergic or anything, just very intolerant. . . ^_^

kri · Post by **kri** » November 15th, 2006, 11:26 am

Mask o' Glass wrote:I will never understand this fascination with cheese. People put cheese on everything I order from a restaurant. E Pluribus Gad, people! Cheese was invented to keep the tomato paste from sliding off the pizza. It serves no other purpose!

Ted
Lactose intolerant
Not allergic or anything, just very intolerant. . . ^_^

Blasphemy!! Cheese is food of the gods.

anna · Post by **anna** » November 15th, 2006, 12:11 pm

My mom needs a hearing aid, spend all together 3,5 hours on the phone today with the people of the healt insurance.
Why must it be so difficult?
That is what I don't understand!!!!!!!!

GlassMask · Post by **GlassMask** » November 15th, 2006, 12:17 pm

kri wrote:Blasphemy!! Cheese is food of the gods.

So I've heard. And how are the gods doing these days? I'm seeing a very real cause-and-effect here.

Ted
Dairy atheist

kri · Post by **kri** » November 15th, 2006, 12:18 pm

Mask o' Glass wrote:Ted
Dairy atheist

Haha, that's great. They're doing wonderful I must say. Why, just the other day I was blessed with the most amazing blue cheese and bacon burger. Ahhh great stuff.

ceastman · Post by **ceastman** » November 15th, 2006, 12:31 pm

Mask o' Glass wrote:I will never understand this fascination with cheese. People put cheese on everything I order from a restaurant. E Pluribus Gad, people! Cheese was invented to keep the tomato paste from sliding off the pizza. It serves no other purpose!

Ted
Lactose intolerant
Not allergic or anything, just very intolerant. . . ^_^

Sorry for your lactose intolerance! (There's someone else around here who's also lactase(-), I forget who.)

One of our favorite pizzas (that we make ourselves) is: sliced plum tomatoes INSTEAD of sauce, fresh basil, and Brie cheese. Yummy.

Ok, on topic: I fail to understand how someone, looking at the login name "sfuess" could possibly imagine that that login belonged to me, when there's another person in the group named Sally Fuess.

-Catharine

GlassMask · Post by **GlassMask** » November 15th, 2006, 1:38 pm

I'll never understand most of the films heralded in the news as "The Number One Movie in America!!!!!!!!!"

Not that I'd actually want to, of course. . .

Ted
Live Theatre Fan

timberwolfmage · Post by **timberwolfmage** » November 15th, 2006, 2:23 pm

Speaking of live theater...

a) I'll never understand why the drama teacher at my high school started a new classical theater group (which I of course joined) the day before rehearsals started for the school play (which I am not involved with), thereby eliminating any opportunity for the classical theater group to actually meet between now and January.

b) I'll never understand why Hamlet is performed three thousand times a year while Cymbeline is ignored completely. *GEEK*

c) I'll never understand why I just tried to write "Hamelt" instead of "Hamlet." Sounds like a new sandwich at Denny's, doesn't it?

GlassMask · Post by **GlassMask** » November 15th, 2006, 3:00 pm

And if MacDonald's instead of Denny's served it, it would be the sandwich we're not allowed to say aloud. . .

Ted

timberwolfmage · Post by **timberwolfmage** » November 15th, 2006, 3:30 pm

Mask o' Glass wrote:And if MacDonald's instead of Denny's served it, it would be the sandwich we're not allowed to say aloud. . .

Ted

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

*dies*

You just made my day completely.

gypsygirl · Post by **gypsygirl** » November 15th, 2006, 3:35 pm

I don't understand... Mask's joke.

timberwolfmage · Post by **timberwolfmage** » November 15th, 2006, 3:58 pm

gypsygirl wrote:I don't understand... Mask's joke.

There's a theater tradition that says Shakespeare's play Macbeth is cursed, and that you will bring down disaster on yourself (or your production of the show) if you say its name, specifically within a theatrical setting.

MACbeth, MACdonalds. *grins*