Tell a joke

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » July 9th, 2023, 11:49 pm

"Where's my car?"

"And then...?"

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » July 27th, 2023, 1:09 pm

I used to work in a tiddlywink factory, but I quit. It was counter-productive.

The job I've got now is just drone, drone, drone, waffle, waffle, waffle.

I play the bagpipes in a pancake factory.

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » August 17th, 2023, 4:09 am

Rich woman at the beach...

"Son stop just throwing crumbs of bread on the ground for the gulls, throw the bread onto those rocks over there, make them work for it, it builds character"

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » September 21st, 2023, 4:39 am

Never let anything mechanical know that you are in a hurry.

GettingTooOld · Post by **GettingTooOld** » September 24th, 2023, 7:43 pm

Austin Powers: The Spy Who..is a movie I was reminded of in a great re-do I saw, and will give you a giggle every time you see this on the news from now on.

The Austin powers movie is PG-13 btw, so be warned, the video about the new rocket I saw is the same and uses the same footage and once you've seen it, you're like, yeah, (scratches chin)... yeah, (thinks about it)... yeah, (slowly starts nodding head) and then you realize that there is something about some space ships. If you have a pg-13 mind, and lets face it some people do, then you'll get a giggle. If not, then it's a rocket ship going to space. Here's interesting to ponder, is it on purpose ? The rocket that is ? is it meant to be a giggle in the same way as other ships have references to fiction? rhetorical questions in no need of an answer, but it's a great giggle.

The international space station's cupola (the window they look out of in one part of the station) was deliberately designed to look like the same window in the millennium falcon from star wars. The Falcon space ships are named after the same millennium falcon as well. The influences don't end there, there are many crossover references to pop culture and you can study them all day, but is this rocket meant to be a giggle for the adults in the room or not? rhetorical question I think.

trigger warning pg-13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW-Ch590IsI

P.s. trigger warning for childish innuendo, the next Postscript line starts with P.P.

P.P.s trigger warning, this joke has too many trigger warnings.

Jazbees · Post by **Jazbees** » November 3rd, 2023, 6:56 am

Just watched a PowerPoint presentation about the best waterparks in the country.

It had several slides.

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » November 22nd, 2023, 1:07 pm

Does anyone fancy a game of postal Tetris?

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » December 24th, 2023, 8:44 am

There are 2 kinds of people in the world:
Those who divide the world into 2 kinds of people, and those who don't.

DavidYoung · Post by **DavidYoung** » January 1st, 2024, 5:23 am

I've been saying 'Dużo' to my Polish friends. It means a lot to them.

Jazbees · Post by **Jazbees** » January 1st, 2024, 11:15 am

So I like using AI to make the fourth letter of the alphabet in a million different ways. Why does that make me a D-generate?

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » February 5th, 2024, 7:48 am

Jazbees wrote: ↑January 1st, 2024, 11:15 am So I like using AI to make the fourth letter of the alphabet in a million different ways. Why does that make me a D-generate?

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » February 5th, 2024, 7:48 am

Jazbees wrote: ↑January 1st, 2024, 11:15 am So I like using AI to make the fourth letter of the alphabet in a million different ways. Why does that make me a D-generate?

maxgal · Post by **maxgal** » February 5th, 2024, 7:48 am

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they ARRRRRR.

Jazbees · Post by **Jazbees** » April 4th, 2024, 5:53 am

I've discovered an alternate title for Beauty and the Beast:

Saved by the Belle

Bookworm360 · Post by **Bookworm360** » April 4th, 2024, 6:16 am