Methinks To Legalize Gorilla Obnoxiousness Might Turn Librarians Gemütlichkeit Overaggressive, Meaning The Levelheaded Gregariousness Ordinarily Meant To Limit Gracelessness, Officiousness May Temporarily Leave Graciousness Outside.
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Wayne We never really grow up, we just learn how to act in public.
Alexander called Thomas online, relinquishing all centenarian turtles over ridiculous and completely torrid opinions. "Review appropriate clauses, Thomas!", our riotously-angry contract terminator opined. Reportedly Alexander couldn't take one really ancient Chinese turtle on Ritalin.
"The horses!"
"Equines," Simon pronounced in a not too humble enunciation.
"Such peasants," intoned Amanda nobly.
"The honourable equines shall proceed in a nonchalant throng, holding erect such posture imaginable as noble."
"That's - Huh?"
"Eh?"
Speaking 'properly' isn't always normal.
"Gimme my parsnips, Ethel," Alexander growled.
"MY parsnips!" Ethel anxiously gibbered.
"Mr. Primwood," explained Alexander, "gave ME priority!"
"Every afternoon? Golly, Mr. Primwood expects a great many parsnips, except...Alexander!"
Giant, monstrous parsnip extensions arose, grabbing many people, even Alexander.
"Get Mr. Primwood!" exclaimed Alexander. "Go!"
"Gimme my parsnips, Ethel," Alexander growled.
"MY parsnips!" Ethel anxiously gibbered.
"Mr. Primwood," explained Alexander, "gave ME priority!"
"Every afternoon? Golly, Mr. Primwood expects a great many parsnips, except...Alexander!"
Giant, monstrous parsnip extensions arose, grabbing many people, even Alexander.
"Get Mr. Primwood!" exclaimed Alexander. "Go!"
Moral: parsnips evil, always.
WOW, this is scary fun!
And to think I just bought a parsnip that has a couple of monstrous extensions, at my local Farmers Market. (a true story)
Maybe parsnips are the inspiration for The Day of the Triffids.
Louise "every little breeze..." Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
Alexander called Thomas online, relinquishing all centenarian turtles over ridiculous and completely torrid opinions. "Review appropriate clauses, Thomas!", our riotously-angry contract terminator opined. Reportedly Alexander couldn't take one really ancient Chinese turtle on Ritalin.
THESPIAN
I think I'll use the phrases "relinquishing all centenarian turtles" and "ridiculous and completely torrid opinions" at every opportunity.
Louise "every little breeze..." Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.