"Where's my car?"
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DavidYoung
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I used to work in a tiddlywink factory, but I quit. It was counter-productive.
The job I've got now is just drone, drone, drone, waffle, waffle, waffle.
I play the bagpipes in a pancake factory.
The job I've got now is just drone, drone, drone, waffle, waffle, waffle.
I play the bagpipes in a pancake factory.
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GettingTooOld
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Rich woman at the beach...
"Son stop just throwing crumbs of bread on the ground for the gulls, throw the bread onto those rocks over there, make them work for it, it builds character"
"Son stop just throwing crumbs of bread on the ground for the gulls, throw the bread onto those rocks over there, make them work for it, it builds character"
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GettingTooOld
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Never let anything mechanical know that you are in a hurry.
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GettingTooOld
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who..is a movie I was reminded of in a great re-do I saw, and will give you a giggle every time you see this on the news from now on.
The Austin powers movie is PG-13 btw, so be warned, the video about the new rocket I saw is the same and uses the same footage and once you've seen it, you're like, yeah, (scratches chin)... yeah, (thinks about it)... yeah, (slowly starts nodding head) and then you realize that there is something about some space ships. If you have a pg-13 mind, and lets face it some people do, then you'll get a giggle. If not, then it's a rocket ship going to space. Here's interesting to ponder, is it on purpose ? The rocket that is ? is it meant to be a giggle in the same way as other ships have references to fiction? rhetorical questions in no need of an answer, but it's a great giggle.
The international space station's cupola (the window they look out of in one part of the station) was deliberately designed to look like the same window in the millennium falcon from star wars. The Falcon space ships are named after the same millennium falcon as well. The influences don't end there, there are many crossover references to pop culture and you can study them all day, but is this rocket meant to be a giggle for the adults in the room or not? rhetorical question I think.
trigger warning pg-13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW-Ch590IsI
P.s. trigger warning for childish innuendo, the next Postscript line starts with P.P.
P.P.s trigger warning, this joke has too many trigger warnings.
The Austin powers movie is PG-13 btw, so be warned, the video about the new rocket I saw is the same and uses the same footage and once you've seen it, you're like, yeah, (scratches chin)... yeah, (thinks about it)... yeah, (slowly starts nodding head) and then you realize that there is something about some space ships. If you have a pg-13 mind, and lets face it some people do, then you'll get a giggle. If not, then it's a rocket ship going to space. Here's interesting to ponder, is it on purpose ? The rocket that is ? is it meant to be a giggle in the same way as other ships have references to fiction? rhetorical questions in no need of an answer, but it's a great giggle.
The international space station's cupola (the window they look out of in one part of the station) was deliberately designed to look like the same window in the millennium falcon from star wars. The Falcon space ships are named after the same millennium falcon as well. The influences don't end there, there are many crossover references to pop culture and you can study them all day, but is this rocket meant to be a giggle for the adults in the room or not? rhetorical question I think.
trigger warning pg-13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW-Ch590IsI
P.s. trigger warning for childish innuendo, the next Postscript line starts with P.P.
P.P.s trigger warning, this joke has too many trigger warnings.
Just watched a PowerPoint presentation about the best waterparks in the country.
It had several slides.
It had several slides.
Justin S Barrett
http://www.justinsbarrett.com/
Solo: The 116th Battalion in France | The Life of John Taylor
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Solo: The 116th Battalion in France | The Life of John Taylor
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DavidYoung
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Does anyone fancy a game of postal Tetris?