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I say, I say, I say.
How do you know when you have been burgled by a born-again Christian?
You just really, really, just really just know. Really.
And they don't pinch any of your Derek Jarman DVDs.
How do you know when you have been burgled by a born-again Christian?
You just really, really, just really just know. Really.
And they don't pinch any of your Derek Jarman DVDs.
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What happens when a born-again Christian meets a born-again Satanist?DavidYoung wrote: ↑June 10th, 2022, 9:44 am I say, I say, I say.
How do you know when you have been burgled by a born-again Christian?
You just really, really, just really just know. Really.
And they don't pinch any of your Derek Jarman DVDs.
They agree to work together to rob the nearest charity store. To give free socks to homeless people everywhere.
If you meet anyone called Larsen E. Pettifogger do not trust his legal advice.
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipers who sold their souls to Santa?lightcrystal wrote: ↑June 10th, 2022, 10:00 amWhat happens when a born-again Christian meets a born-again Satanist?DavidYoung wrote: ↑June 10th, 2022, 9:44 am I say, I say, I say.
How do you know when you have been burgled by a born-again Christian?
You just really, really, just really just know. Really.
And they don't pinch any of your Derek Jarman DVDs.
They agree to work together to rob the nearest charity store. To give free socks to homeless people everywhere.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
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I know a guy who built a car entirely out of wood.
He couldn't drive it though. Wooden start.
He couldn't drive it though. Wooden start.
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Darts fly like arrows.
Fruit flies like bananas.
Fruit flies like bananas.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
I thought my English teacher disliked me. The term paper assignments were all on current hot topics, but mine. I had to write endless letters to foreign governments to find information on "Youth In Asia". Eventually I received a mass of material from many Asian countries; and many kind personal letters. My oral report... well the teacher went into a angry fit. I was driven out and dragged before the Dean AND the Headmaster. She had never written out euthanasia for me. (The Dean took me on for individual instruction in technical writing...)
txphred
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txphred wrote: ↑May 8th, 2023, 9:27 pm I thought my English teacher disliked me. The term paper assignments were all on current hot topics, but mine. I had to write endless letters to foreign governments to find information on "Youth In Asia". Eventually I received a mass of material from many Asian countries; and many kind personal letters. My oral report... well the teacher went into a angry fit. I was driven out and dragged before the Dean AND the Headmaster. She had never written out euthanasia for me. (The Dean took me on for individual instruction in technical writing...)
txphred
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Second to the right and then straight on till morning.
Second to the right and then straight on till morning.