Would You Rather... - The game of Icky fun! [FORUM GAME]

[lightcrystal]

O, Titanic by all means! (speaking from experience with various jobs)

... in 30 minutes or less... eat a (clean!) large plain cardboard box, or eat an entire jalapeño pepper plant?

Jalapeno isn't the hottest pepper. I'll take the pepper plant. You have put no limit on the amount of water or milk

Would you rather...

Have to hunt down Dracula

OR

Have to hunt down Medusa

[maxgal]

Medusa. She's a little prettier.

... drive 100 miles in a huge snowstorm, or walk 10 miles listening to a continuous Hall & Oates loop?

[lightcrystal]

Medusa. She's a little prettier.

... drive 100 miles in a huge snowstorm, or walk 10 miles listening to a continuous Hall & Oates loop?

Hall & Oates. Whether it's Maneater, Out of Touch, Kiss on my List or Private Eyes, I can summon my inner 1980's roller skater who listened to them at the roller rink. I can survive the loop. Even if it's I can't Go for that, I can survive the loop! I can.

Would you rather:

Dive into a swimming pool of Vegemite?

OR

Have to survive one hour inside a cage with the cassowary, the world's most dangerous bird. He's always ANGRY...

[maxgal]

Medusa. She's a little prettier.

... drive 100 miles in a huge snowstorm, or walk 10 miles listening to a continuous Hall & Oates loop?

Hall & Oates. Whether it's Maneater, Out of Touch, Kiss on my List or Private Eyes, I can summon my inner 1980's roller skater who listened to them at the roller rink. I can survive the loop. Even if it's I can't Go for that, I can survive the loop! I can.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[maxgal]

Would you rather:

Dive into a swimming pool of Vegemite?

OR

Have to survive one hour inside a cage with the cassowary, the world's most dangerous bird. He's always ANGRY...

O WOW... Vegemite it is.


... kiss a cassowary or hug a grizzly bear?

[lightcrystal]

Would you rather:

Dive into a swimming pool of Vegemite?

OR

Have to survive one hour inside a cage with the cassowary, the world's most dangerous bird. He's always ANGRY...

O WOW... Vegemite it is.


... kiss a cassowary or hug a grizzly bear?

Either way it's the last thing that I see. So grizzly bear; let's end it with a bear hug.

Be made the highest ranking Minister of The Church of Two Minute Noodles

OR

Be made the Official Spokesperson for The Cult of The Earth is Flat

[maxgal]

OOO, Flat Earthers, Unite!

... watch back-to-back reruns of every single episode of "Married With Children" (that's 259, count 'em!) ...

...OR...

... write a book-length dissertation on Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgery journey?

[lightcrystal]

OOO, Flat Earthers, Unite!

... watch back-to-back reruns of every single episode of "Married With Children" (that's 259, count 'em!) ...

...OR...

... write a book-length dissertation on Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgery journey?

I'd write about MJ's surgery, make it public domain and put it on IA!

__________

Be the world's most hated Internet Meme

OR

Be the world's most hated person on Twitter

[maxgal]

OOO, Flat Earthers, Unite!

... watch back-to-back reruns of every single episode of "Married With Children" (that's 259, count 'em!) ...

...OR...

... write a book-length dissertation on Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgery journey?

I'd write about MJ's surgery, make it public domain and put it on IA!

__________

[maxgal]

OOO, Flat Earthers, Unite!

... watch back-to-back reruns of every single episode of "Married With Children" (that's 259, count 'em!) ...

...OR...

... write a book-length dissertation on Michael Jackson's cosmetic surgery journey?

I'd write about MJ's surgery, make it public domain and put it on IA!

__________

Be the world's most hated Internet Meme

OR

Be the world's most hated person on Twitter

Meme on. No way could I hold a candle to Elon.

[maxgal]

... supervise an overheated, overcrowded, understaffed cafeteria full of 5th graders high on pizza & ice cream...

...OR...

...prepare & personally serve up breakfast for (fill in the name of your least favorite, most odious politician here) every day for a month

[lightcrystal]

... supervise an overheated, overcrowded, understaffed cafeteria full of 5th graders high on pizza & ice cream...

...OR...

...prepare & personally serve up breakfast for (fill in the name of your least favorite, most odious politician here) every day for a month

I'll serve the kids. Put me next to any politician for a month and I could end up charged with murder!
_________

Be Elon Musk's experimental slave for a year for his brain implant experiments on your brain.

OR

Be a slave to the US Time Travel Experiments program; you will be put in a time machine and what historical time period you end up in is a roll of the dice:

1. American Civil War
2. Justinian Plague of The Roman Empire
3. French Revolution during Robespierre executing anybody
4. Primeval swamp full of massive dinosaurs
5. Far in the future after a nuclear holocaust
6. 1920's Noir Chicago full of gangsters.

[maxgal]

... supervise an overheated, overcrowded, understaffed cafeteria full of 5th graders high on pizza & ice cream...

...OR...

...prepare & personally serve up breakfast for (fill in the name of your least favorite, most odious politician here) every day for a month

I'll serve the kids. Put me next to any politician for a month and I could end up charged with murder!
_________

Be Elon Musk's experimental slave for a year for his brain implant experiments on your brain.

OR

Be a slave to the US Time Travel Experiments program; you will be put in a time machine and what historical time period you end up in is a roll of the dice:

1. American Civil War
2. Justinian Plague of The Roman Empire
3. French Revolution during Robespierre executing anybody
4. Primeval swamp full of massive dinosaurs
5. Far in the future after a nuclear holocaust
6. 1920's Noir Chicago full of gangsters.

O BOY. I'll say time travel, & fervently hope that I'm in a favored/sheltered "class" of whenever & wherever I end up.

[maxgal]

Scaling back a bit....

Would you rather eat a pound of habanero peppers, or drink a gallon of lukewarm Ensure? (with your choice of flavors, of course)

[lightcrystal]

... supervise an overheated, overcrowded, understaffed cafeteria full of 5th graders high on pizza & ice cream...

...OR...

...prepare & personally serve up breakfast for (fill in the name of your least favorite, most odious politician here) every day for a month

I'll serve the kids. Put me next to any politician for a month and I could end up charged with murder!
_________

Be Elon Musk's experimental slave for a year for his brain implant experiments on your brain.

OR

Be a slave to the US Time Travel Experiments program; you will be put in a time machine and what historical time period you end up in is a roll of the dice:

1. American Civil War
2. Justinian Plague of The Roman Empire
3. French Revolution during Robespierre executing anybody
4. Primeval swamp full of massive dinosaurs
5. Far in the future after a nuclear holocaust
6. 1920's Noir Chicago full of gangsters.

____________




O BOY. I'll say time travel, & fervently hope that I'm in a favored/sheltered "class" of whenever & wherever I end up.

You Got lucky! I rolled a die for you. You got six: 1920's Chicago.

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