Limited-letter story game
Pat got a pet.
A pig?
No, a corgi.
Ah! Price?
A lot. Not cheap.
A royal corgi?
You pun? No, but noble.
Young? Cute?
Yeah. Nice coat.
I long to pet it.
Naughty, though. Ate a cat.
Ate a cat?! Corgi or bear?
A pig?
No, a corgi.
Ah! Price?
A lot. Not cheap.
A royal corgi?
You pun? No, but noble.
Young? Cute?
Yeah. Nice coat.
I long to pet it.
Naughty, though. Ate a cat.
Ate a cat?! Corgi or bear?
You eating, Gary?
- Corn on the cob?
Or bacon.
- Nice. Go on, then. One plate, ta.
Each?
- Oh. A real treat.
A party! Eat up.
- You’re a great neighbour, Paul. Hey, Gina, try the bacon!
- Corn on the cob?
Or bacon.
- Nice. Go on, then. One plate, ta.
Each?
- Oh. A real treat.
A party! Eat up.
- You’re a great neighbour, Paul. Hey, Gina, try the bacon!
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A Haiku:
Neil, the boy pirate,
peg leg on a boat;
A grey patch and a toucan.
Yeah, not right, but port!
Neil, the boy pirate,
peg leg on a boat;
A grey patch and a toucan.
Yeah, not right, but port!
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In a rut? In trouble or plight? Can’t cope?
Then pray. Truly. Open your heart.
In a rut? In trouble or plight? Can’t cope?
Then pray. Truly. Open your heart.
Learn to turn in a canoe:
Put your oar in the ocean, lean to port, then pilot the boat.
Port, not right! Leap out!
Argh!
(Groan.)
Put your oar in the ocean, lean to port, then pilot the boat.
Port, not right! Leap out!
Argh!
(Groan.)
Barney: the tragic tale or “Once upon a tyre”
“Race you!” Plain Carol ran to the grate. Barney caught up later.
“Gotcha!” Carol leapt out.
“Oh!” A bit lip. Pouring.
“Apol’gy! Put ice on your lip.”
Then a trip to the clinic in her car.
“Race you!” Plain Carol ran to the grate. Barney caught up later.
“Gotcha!” Carol leapt out.
“Oh!” A bit lip. Pouring.
“Apol’gy! Put ice on your lip.”
Then a trip to the clinic in her car.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
“Can you count?”
- “Oh, I can count one to eighty-one.”
“Great! I can’t. I can only get to ten.”
- “You’re only eight.”
“You laugh, but I can try until night.”
- “Get the inch tape. Begin. Point at ten.”
(I point.) “Ten!”
- “Then go on.”
“Oh!” I grin.
- “Oh, I can count one to eighty-one.”
“Great! I can’t. I can only get to ten.”
- “You’re only eight.”
“You laugh, but I can try until night.”
- “Get the inch tape. Begin. Point at ten.”
(I point.) “Ten!”
- “Then go on.”
“Oh!” I grin.
Bert the actor put on a play.
Act one: the lounge. Baron Bly (Bert) at a table, on the phone. A tulip on a tray. A pug on a chair.
“Hi! About the pony. Yeah. Can you bleach the tail? No? Partly?”
(angrily) “Not able? Liar! Cheat!”
(Hang up.)
“Boy, it hurt.” (teary)
(Turn, then pat pug) “Hey, Bruno. Can I bleach your hair?”
(Pounce on pug.)
“You can be a beauty!”
(Pug to run out the gate.) ”Hey! Halt!”
“No hope. Not the pony nor the pug. Begin ag’in.” (Grab a pint.)
“Ah! A goat?”
Curtain.
Act one: the lounge. Baron Bly (Bert) at a table, on the phone. A tulip on a tray. A pug on a chair.
“Hi! About the pony. Yeah. Can you bleach the tail? No? Partly?”
(angrily) “Not able? Liar! Cheat!”
(Hang up.)
“Boy, it hurt.” (teary)
(Turn, then pat pug) “Hey, Bruno. Can I bleach your hair?”
(Pounce on pug.)
“You can be a beauty!”
(Pug to run out the gate.) ”Hey! Halt!”
“No hope. Not the pony nor the pug. Begin ag’in.” (Grab a pint.)
“Ah! A goat?”
Curtain.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
GillH wrote: ↑August 16th, 2022, 8:32 pm Bert the actor put on a play.
Act one: the lounge. Baron Bly (Bert) at a table, on the phone. A tulip on a tray. A pug on a chair.
“Hi! About the pony. Yeah. Can you bleach the tail? No? Partly?”
(angrily) “Not able? Liar! Cheat!”
(Hang up.)
“Boy, it hurt.” (teary)
(Turn, then pat pug) “Hey, Bruno. Can I bleach your hair?”
(Pounce on pug.)
“You can be a beauty!”
(Pug to run out the gate.) ”Hey! Halt!”
“No hope. Not the pony nor the pug. Begin ag’in.” (Grab a pint.)
“Ah! A goat?”
Curtain.
Louise
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
"every little breeze..."
Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.