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KevinS
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Post by KevinS » January 7th, 2021, 2:26 pm

What will become of sad world or LibriVox
when they put meself down for good in me box?
For a man without voice
has naught and not the choice
to make those timely calls to see his docs.
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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Post by KevinS » January 7th, 2021, 2:30 pm

Haha! I kind of cheated. But have you ever tried to rhyme anything with LibriVox?
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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Post by SonOfTheExiles » January 7th, 2021, 5:12 pm

Kev's in a state unorthodox,
Unable to rhyme Librivox,
Todd, though far from perfect,
And by stage wives henpecked,
Is a real, rhyming Pandora's Box.


Cheers,
Chris
"Sorry, my tongue got in the way of my eye-tooth, and I couldn't see what I was saying..."
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Post by KevinS » January 7th, 2021, 5:14 pm

SonOfTheExiles wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 5:12 pm
Kev's in a state unorthodox,
Unable to rhyme Librivox,
Todd, though far from perfect,
And by stage wives henpecked,
Is a real, rhyming Pandora's Box.


Cheers,
Chris
Haha! I hope we get more participants!
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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Post by MaryinArkansas » January 7th, 2021, 6:26 pm

I like spending time on Librivox
While dressed in my jammies and comfy socks
Feeling happy and hearty
I have a little party
Enjoying a beer with bagels and lox.
Mary

“A writer only begins a book. A reader finishes it.” – Samuel Johnson

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Post by KevinS » January 7th, 2021, 6:35 pm

MaryinArkansas wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:26 pm
I like spending time on Librivox
While dressed in my jammies and comfy socks
Feeling happy and hearty
I have a little party
Enjoying a beer with bagels and lox.
I almost went for lox, too! Hhaa!
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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Post by MaryinArkansas » January 7th, 2021, 6:46 pm

KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:35 pm
MaryinArkansas wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:26 pm
I like spending time on Librivox
While dressed in my jammies and comfy socks
Feeling happy and hearty
I have a little party
Enjoying a beer with bagels and lox.
I almost went for lox, too! Hhaa!

Traditionally it’s lox and bagels, of course, but bagels is a tough rhyme.

I need to get a life, don’t I?
Mary

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Post by commonsparrow3 » January 7th, 2021, 7:13 pm

KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 2:30 pm
But have you ever tried to rhyme anything with LibriVox?
:lol:

Okay, I'll play!

This sparrow just loves LibriVox!
To be an unseen chatterbox
is the best sort of cheer;
if you listen, you’ll hear
whoops of joy ‘twixt my babbles and squawks.

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Post by KevinS » January 7th, 2021, 7:15 pm

commonsparrow3 wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 7:13 pm
KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 2:30 pm
But have you ever tried to rhyme anything with LibriVox?
:lol:

Okay, I'll play!

This sparrow just loves LibriVox!
To be an unseen chatterbox
is the best sort of cheer;
if you listen, you’ll hear
whoops of joy ‘twixt my babbles and squawks.
I never would have thought of squawks!
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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Post by SonOfTheExiles » January 7th, 2021, 7:18 pm

MaryinArkansas wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:46 pm
KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:35 pm
MaryinArkansas wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 6:26 pm
I like spending time on Librivox
While dressed in my jammies and comfy socks
Feeling happy and hearty
I have a little party
Enjoying a beer with bagels and lox.
I almost went for lox, too! Hhaa!

Traditionally it’s lox and bagels, of course, but bagels is a tough rhyme.

I need to get a life, don’t I?
"finagle" :wink:

Cheers,
Chris
"Sorry, my tongue got in the way of my eye-tooth, and I couldn't see what I was saying..."
APOD

George Essex Evans Roderic Quinn Mary Hannay Foott Marie E. J. Pitt James Hebblethwaite Shaw Neilson

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Post by MaryinArkansas » January 7th, 2021, 7:23 pm

KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 7:15 pm
commonsparrow3 wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 7:13 pm
KevinS wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 2:30 pm
But have you ever tried to rhyme anything with LibriVox?
:lol:

Okay, I'll play!

This sparrow just loves LibriVox!
To be an unseen chatterbox
is the best sort of cheer;
if you listen, you’ll hear
whoops of joy ‘twixt my babbles and squawks.
I never would have thought of squawks!
I didn’t see Maria’s post earlier. I think she’s the winner!
Mary

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Post by zachh » January 7th, 2021, 8:07 pm

I thought of a few rhymes for Librivox, but I'm afraid they're all rather thematically disparate.
Four-o-clocks
Sassenachs
Alpenstocks
Aftershocks
Goldilocks

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Post by MaryinArkansas » January 7th, 2021, 8:40 pm

zachh wrote:
January 7th, 2021, 8:07 pm
I thought of a few rhymes for Librivox, but I'm afraid they're all rather thematically disparate.
Four-o-clocks
Sassenachs
Alpenstocks
Aftershocks
Goldilocks

Those are good. We could use them for a LibriVox song for the upcomng anniversary song this year. I bet commonsparrow3 could write something good from this. How about it, Maria?
Mary

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Post by CSCO » January 9th, 2021, 9:17 am

You can use LibriVox.
It's your treasure box.
Many fairytales are stored.
The mermaid makes you be poured.
Now you are on the back of the magic fox!
!!!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!.!!!!!!!!!..!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!
No way. He stole away a pretty thing, you know.
That's your heart.
!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!.!!!!!!!!!..!!!.!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!!!!!.!!!!!!.!!!!!!

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Post by KevinS » January 9th, 2021, 9:57 am

CSCO wrote:
January 9th, 2021, 9:17 am
You can use LibriVox.
It's your treasure box.
Many fairytales are stored.
The mermaid makes you be poured.
Now you are on the back of the magic fox!
Wonderful!
Not feeling well. I'll get back to work as soon as possible. My LibriVox: https://librivox.org/sections/readers/13278

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