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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » March 13th, 2019, 7:09 pm

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_viceroy.mp3

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Jacquerie
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Post by Jacquerie » March 16th, 2019, 10:04 am

And I thought sheep could swim! :roll:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/sinking_sheep_blooper.mp3

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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » March 20th, 2019, 12:08 pm

 
I call this file "glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3".

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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Post by k5hsj » March 21st, 2019, 10:15 pm

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Post by JayKitty76 » March 29th, 2019, 4:42 pm

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_songanddishes.mp3

My mom was putting away dishes, singing and generally being very loud when I was recording. :lol:

"Wait are you still recording? I thought you were done!" LOL :lol: At that point I began my section very loudly, so she would know I was still recording!

(And yes, she sang 'Under Pressure' two separate times, it wasn't just copied twice! :lol: )
--Rachel--
Dumbledore watched the doe fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape
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lymiewithpurpose
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Post by lymiewithpurpose » March 29th, 2019, 5:19 pm

That's a good one. My mom is the same way :lol:.

I have one to add. This is not so much a blooper (I did not make a mistake on the text), but the sentence itself was so hilarious to me that I couldn't get through it. Who would have known this sentence would be in a football manual?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_football.mp3

EDIT: And it only gets better, "when resisting the attack of a revolving wedge" :lol:
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Post by KIBBONAFIDE » April 12th, 2019, 11:08 am

My cat, Serenity, doing her best impression of a robin redbreast :lol:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/kittyportrayingarobin_jk.mp3
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Post by thestorygirl » April 12th, 2019, 2:11 pm


realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » April 18th, 2019, 8:08 pm

Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

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Post by mightyfelix » April 18th, 2019, 8:41 pm

:lol: That's a good one!

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Post by Piotrek81 » April 19th, 2019, 12:10 am

I guess that's called covering all the bases :mrgreen:
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » April 20th, 2019, 4:28 pm

Another one today...

first the funny picture,
then the "LOL funny picture"...
then another funny picture,
then the "whatchya doin?" text.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/OMG_SHUT__IT_OFF_bloopers.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

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Post by Peter Why » May 25th, 2019, 12:16 pm

Sister Suzy is still selling seashells in my universe: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/SisterSuzy_py_blooper.mp3

(22 seconds)

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ej400
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Post by ej400 » July 15th, 2019, 2:57 pm

While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3

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Post by JayKitty76 » July 16th, 2019, 10:59 am

ej400 wrote:
July 15th, 2019, 2:57 pm
While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
LOL! That's a good one :lol:
--Rachel--
Dumbledore watched the doe fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.
"After all this time?"
"Always," said Snape
.

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