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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » March 13th, 2019, 7:09 pm

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_viceroy.mp3

The proprietor of the establishment says, "What is this? A historical reference joke or something?"
"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

Jacquerie
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Post by Jacquerie » March 16th, 2019, 10:04 am

And I thought sheep could swim! :roll:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/sinking_sheep_blooper.mp3

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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » March 20th, 2019, 12:08 pm

 
I call this file "glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3".

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3
"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

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Post by k5hsj » March 21st, 2019, 10:15 pm

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Post by JayKitty76 » March 29th, 2019, 4:42 pm

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_songanddishes.mp3

My mom was putting away dishes, singing and generally being very loud when I was recording. :lol:

"Wait are you still recording? I thought you were done!" LOL :lol: At that point I began my section very loudly, so she would know I was still recording!

(And yes, she sang 'Under Pressure' two separate times, it wasn't just copied twice! :lol: )
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lymiewithpurpose
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Post by lymiewithpurpose » March 29th, 2019, 5:19 pm

That's a good one. My mom is the same way :lol:.

I have one to add. This is not so much a blooper (I did not make a mistake on the text), but the sentence itself was so hilarious to me that I couldn't get through it. Who would have known this sentence would be in a football manual?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_football.mp3

EDIT: And it only gets better, "when resisting the attack of a revolving wedge" :lol:
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Post by KIBBONAFIDE » April 12th, 2019, 11:08 am

My cat, Serenity, doing her best impression of a robin redbreast :lol:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/kittyportrayingarobin_jk.mp3

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Post by thestorygirl » April 12th, 2019, 2:11 pm


realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » Yesterday, 8:08 pm

"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » Yesterday, 8:41 pm

:lol: That's a good one!
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Piotrek81
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Post by Piotrek81 » 19 minutes ago

I guess that's called covering all the bases :mrgreen:
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