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The power of a well-timed suggestion -- (and I'm very suggestible where ice cream is concerned!)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/icecreambell_blooper.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/icecreambell_blooper.mp3
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All my bloopers seem to involve my cat. This is what happens when he wants attention.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/owwhydidyoudothat_blooper.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/owwhydidyoudothat_blooper.mp3
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That used to happen to me, until I worked Bachelor Number One into the podcast act.
Like me, all you have realise is, you’re the straight man, and he’s the talent.
Chris
Currently on sabbatical from Librivox
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Devorah- you obviously have more self-control than me. I am sure that my audio recording would have included a loooooong, series of 1000Hz Bleep Tones.
Dale
Dale
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Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
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I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_rudedriver.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_rudedriver.mp3
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We live between 2 90-degree curves. The number of vehicles with performance mufflers that drive by is enormous, and they "gun it" right around our house.I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?
I wish they'd outlaw performance "mufflers". Those things are loud!
School fiction: David Blaize
America Exploration: The First Four Voyages of Amerigo Vespucci
Serial novel: The Wandering Jew
Medieval England meets Civil War Americans: Centuries Apart
America Exploration: The First Four Voyages of Amerigo Vespucci
Serial novel: The Wandering Jew
Medieval England meets Civil War Americans: Centuries Apart
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Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
A whole lotta shaken going on!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/wholelottashaking_wt_blooper.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/wholelottashaking_wt_blooper.mp3
Be kind. Be interesting. Be useful. Morality ain't hard.--Jack Butler, Living in Little Rock with Miss Little Rock
Glad I caught this one before uploading - I'd hate to defame New Scotland Yard!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/defective_detective_bloopers_jacquerie.mp3 (0:11)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/defective_detective_bloopers_jacquerie.mp3 (0:11)
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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/briefless_blooper_lmw.mp3
“He could afford to be briefless for a time"
(in other parts of the story he is referred to as "a briefless young lawyer")
this is a snowy, christmas story coming soon on whatever christmas short story collection is coming up...
“He could afford to be briefless for a time"
(in other parts of the story he is referred to as "a briefless young lawyer")
this is a snowy, christmas story coming soon on whatever christmas short story collection is coming up...
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April
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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toiletelegance_blooper_lmw.mp3
"His lovemaking would equal his toilet in elegance..."
Say it with a strait face, I dare you!
"His lovemaking would equal his toilet in elegance..."
Say it with a strait face, I dare you!
April
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Oh, mathematics, how I love thee.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_math_division.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_math_division.mp3
School fiction: David Blaize
America Exploration: The First Four Voyages of Amerigo Vespucci
Serial novel: The Wandering Jew
Medieval England meets Civil War Americans: Centuries Apart
America Exploration: The First Four Voyages of Amerigo Vespucci
Serial novel: The Wandering Jew
Medieval England meets Civil War Americans: Centuries Apart
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- Joined: December 6th, 2010, 5:15 pm
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/a-brief-introduction-blooper.mp3
If at first you don't su...cus...sece...
If at first you don't su...cus...sece...
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
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Nothing stops a sentence in its tracks quite like an unexpected outcropping of roman numerals:
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/romannumeral_blooper_mk.mp3
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/romannumeral_blooper_mk.mp3