In your pants between the sheets with a chainsaw!

Post by **icequeen** » July 8th, 2016, 4:37 pm

kukailimoku wrote:War of the Worlds...pick any of them.

War of the Worlds in my pants!

The mental picture is too much!

J_N · Post by **J_N** » July 9th, 2016, 2:23 am

annise wrote:How to Win Friends and Influence People with a Chainsaw

Give me a chainsaw and I'm sure EVERYONE would love me and do whatever I want them to

SonOfTheExiles · Post by **SonOfTheExiles** » July 9th, 2016, 2:49 pm

Only Librivox could combine Jane Austen and chainsaws.

Talk about your Pride and Extreme Prejudice!

J_N · Post by **J_N** » July 10th, 2016, 1:27 am

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a chainsaw

ashleighjane · Post by **ashleighjane** » July 10th, 2016, 10:47 am

Speak with a Chainsaw (They do say actions speak louder than words!

)

Breeze · Post by **Breeze** » July 20th, 2016, 10:20 pm

Resistance with a Chainsaw
The King's Scrolls in your Pants
Sew, it's a Quest between the Sheets of Paper

And to use my own title instead of those of my friends: Girl of the Rumours with a Chainsaw.

Post by **aradlaw** » July 21st, 2016, 4:35 am

SonOfTheExiles wrote:Only Librivox could combine Jane Austen and chainsaws.

Talk about your Pride and Extreme Prejudice!

Well, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies fits right in with the chainsaws.

Elizabby · Post by **Elizabby** » July 21st, 2016, 8:35 pm

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance with a Chainsaw.
Cooking with Kids with a Chainsaw.
Kids in the Garden with a Chainsaw.

And my personal favourite instruction text: Computers for Dummies with a Chainsaw.

Hazel Pethig · Post by **Hazel Pethig** » July 21st, 2016, 8:47 pm

I love the "Computers for Dummies With a Chainsaw" IRL I teach people how to use computers and I'm sure some of them would buy this book!

--Hazel

Post by **aradlaw** » July 22nd, 2016, 6:19 pm

Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw

Post by **icequeen** » July 23rd, 2016, 2:01 pm

aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty!

We might scare off the newbies!

Post by **aradlaw** » July 23rd, 2016, 8:22 pm

icequeen wrote:
aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty! We might scare off the newbies!

There is one little chainsaw in there.

Hazel Pethig · Post by **Hazel Pethig** » July 23rd, 2016, 9:09 pm

A bit more Austen

Persuasion between the sheets
Emma in your pants!
Lady Susan with a chainsaw

-Hazel

Post by **icequeen** » July 24th, 2016, 4:14 pm

aradlaw wrote:
icequeen wrote:
aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty! We might scare off the newbies!
There is one little chainsaw in there.

See! My point proven! We are a little blood thirsty!

realisticspeakers · Post by **realisticspeakers** » July 25th, 2016, 10:52 am

The Hobbit in your pants.

"Repent, Harlequin!" said the TickTockMan with a chainsaw.

The Glass Bead Game between the sheets.