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Post by icequeen » July 8th, 2016, 4:37 pm

kukailimoku wrote:War of the Worlds...pick any of them.

War of the Worlds in my pants! Image The mental picture is too much!
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Post by J_N » July 9th, 2016, 2:23 am

annise wrote:How to Win Friends and Influence People with a Chainsaw
Give me a chainsaw and I'm sure EVERYONE would love me and do whatever I want them to :twisted:
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Post by SonOfTheExiles » July 9th, 2016, 2:49 pm

Only Librivox could combine Jane Austen and chainsaws.

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Post by J_N » July 10th, 2016, 1:27 am

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a chainsaw
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Post by ashleighjane » July 10th, 2016, 10:47 am

Speak with a Chainsaw (They do say actions speak louder than words! :twisted: )
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Post by Breeze » July 20th, 2016, 10:20 pm

Resistance with a Chainsaw
The King's Scrolls in your Pants
Sew, it's a Quest between the Sheets of Paper

And to use my own title instead of those of my friends: Girl of the Rumours with a Chainsaw.
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Post by aradlaw » July 21st, 2016, 4:35 am

SonOfTheExiles wrote:Only Librivox could combine Jane Austen and chainsaws.

Talk about your Pride and Extreme Prejudice!
Well, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies fits right in with the chainsaws. :twisted:
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Post by Elizabby » July 21st, 2016, 8:35 pm

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance with a Chainsaw.
Cooking with Kids with a Chainsaw.
Kids in the Garden with a Chainsaw.

And my personal favourite instruction text: Computers for Dummies with a Chainsaw.

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Post by Hazel Pethig » July 21st, 2016, 8:47 pm

I love the "Computers for Dummies With a Chainsaw" IRL I teach people how to use computers and I'm sure some of them would buy this book!

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Post by aradlaw » July 22nd, 2016, 6:19 pm

Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw :shock:
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Post by icequeen » July 23rd, 2016, 2:01 pm

aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw :shock:

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty! :shock: We might scare off the newbies! :lol:
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Post by aradlaw » July 23rd, 2016, 8:22 pm

icequeen wrote:
aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw :shock:

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty! :shock: We might scare off the newbies! :lol:
There is one little chainsaw in there. :twisted:
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Post by Hazel Pethig » July 23rd, 2016, 9:09 pm

A bit more Austen

Persuasion between the sheets
Emma in your pants!
Lady Susan with a chainsaw

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Post by icequeen » July 24th, 2016, 4:14 pm

aradlaw wrote:
icequeen wrote:
aradlaw wrote:Using titles from new posts...
Old Friends in your pants
Wild Nature Won between the sheets
The Betrothed with a chainsaw :shock:

I'm glad someone came up with something without chainsaws. It makes us all sound a little blood thirsty! :shock: We might scare off the newbies! :lol:
There is one little chainsaw in there. :twisted:

See! My point proven! We are a little blood thirsty! :lol:
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Post by realisticspeakers » July 25th, 2016, 10:52 am

The Hobbit in your pants.

"Repent, Harlequin!" said the TickTockMan with a chainsaw.

The Glass Bead Game between the sheets.
"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

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