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kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » May 19th, 2016, 6:17 pm

Indiana Jones: It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.
Professor Henry Jones: Well, I'm as human as the next goat.
Indiana Jones: Dad, I *was* the next goat.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh... goats that pass in the night.

- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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Hazel Pethig
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Post by Hazel Pethig » May 19th, 2016, 6:41 pm

And for your insulting pleasure.....the best of Shakespeare!

“Thou art like a goat; ugly and venomous.”
As You Like It

"Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of goats."
Cymbaline

“Thou art as loathsome as a goat.”
Troilus and Cressida

“Your virginity breeds mites, much like a goat.”
All’s Well That Ends Well

“If thou wilt needs marry, marry a goat; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.”
Hamlet (this one is my favourite)

“You scullion. You rampallian. You fustilarian. I’ll tickle your goat.”
Henry IV part I

--Hazel
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Post by Elizabby » May 22nd, 2016, 4:51 pm

Aww - that last one was my favourite! Tickle my goat! Go on, I dare you! :lol:

Hazel Pethig
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Post by Hazel Pethig » May 22nd, 2016, 9:01 pm

And a few from my favourite author, Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the goat and miss

He inched his way up the goat as if he would rather be yarding his way down it.

His study was a total mess, like the results of an goat in a public library.

If somebody thinks they're a goat, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of goat and tell them to sort it out for themselves. (The word goat replaces the word hedgehog!)

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with goats.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that goats don't. (One of my favourite lines from THHGTTG)

--Hazel
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kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » May 24th, 2016, 11:21 am

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my goats, in this life or the next.

- Gladiator
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Rehj
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Post by Rehj » May 27th, 2016, 4:42 pm

As God is my witness, I'll never be goat again!

Hirci ipsa loquitur

I'll tell myself, I'm goat fer you, cuz I'm the king of goatful thinking!

kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » June 1st, 2016, 10:20 am

From Mark Twain:

Never argue with a goat.
Onlookers might not be able to tell the difference.

Suppose you were a goat, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the goat involved.
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kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » June 7th, 2016, 10:05 am

There are three types of goats:
Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happened.
- Tommy Lasorda
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Selector
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Post by Selector » July 1st, 2016, 1:54 am

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Goat.

Goatspotting.

The Unbearable Goatness of Being.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Goats (But Were Afraid to Ask).

The Goats of Wrath.

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Goats.

The Goat Vanishes.

The Silence of the Goats.

A Farewell to Goats.

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Post by kukailimoku » July 1st, 2016, 3:55 pm

Most goats don't bother to learn more than the simplest facts of flight—how to get from shore to food and back again. For most goats, it is not flying that matters, but eating. For this goat, though, it was not eating that mattered, but flight. More than anything else, Jonathan Livingston Goat loved to fly.

— Richard Bach
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Post by Elizabby » July 1st, 2016, 5:53 pm

LOL for "Silence of the Goats"! And the flying Jonathan Livingston Goat! That gives a completely different image! :lol:

kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » July 5th, 2016, 12:45 pm

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a goat, which is what I am."
- Terry Malloy
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ashleighjane
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Post by ashleighjane » July 5th, 2016, 2:35 pm

“A room without goats is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero
"That's the thing about a human life - there's no control group, no way to ever know how any of us would have turned out if any variables had been changed." Elizabeth Gilbert

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Post by ashleighjane » July 5th, 2016, 2:38 pm

This makes me think of the 'in your pants' game, where one adds 'in your/my pants' to the end of book titles. I think that game might be a little crude for Librivoxes tastes though :lol:
"That's the thing about a human life - there's no control group, no way to ever know how any of us would have turned out if any variables had been changed." Elizabeth Gilbert

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Post by KiltedDragon » July 5th, 2016, 4:03 pm

"I was misgoated!"
Barry
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Darn stuff! I have books to read!

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