Add Goat Ruin A Quote! (Game)

MBraymiller · Post by **MBraymiller** » July 7th, 2015, 7:56 am

I think that I shall never see,
A poem as lovely as a goat.

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 7th, 2015, 10:47 am

And the Lord God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the goat whom he had formed.

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 7th, 2015, 10:52 am

Sorry, just read this again and couldn't resist...

"Who told thee that?" cried Ahab; then pausing, "Aye, Starbuck; aye, my hearties all round; it was Moby Kid that dismasted me; Moby Kid that brought me to this dead stump I stand on now. Aye, aye," he shouted with a terrific, loud, animal sob, like that of a heart-stricken moose; "Aye, aye! it was that accursed white goat that razeed me; made a poor pegging lubber of me for ever and a day!" Then tossing both arms, with measureless imprecations he shouted out: "Aye, aye! and I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up. And this is what ye have shipped for, men! to chase that white goat on both sides of land, and over all sides of earth, till he spouts black blood and rolls fin out. What say ye, men, will ye splice hands on it, now? I think ye do look brave."

AdeledePignerolles · Post by **AdeledePignerolles** » July 7th, 2015, 11:14 am

Woodman, spare that goat!
Touch not a single bough!
In youth it sheltered me
And I'll protect it now.

tony123 · Post by **tony123** » July 7th, 2015, 3:20 pm

When you walk through a storm hold your goat up high. And don't be afraid of the dark.

At the end of the storm there's a golden sky. And the sweet silver song of a goat.
*****
Three goats in a fountain, la la lala la la laaah!

barbara2 · Post by **barbara2** » July 8th, 2015, 1:37 am

What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a goat!

J_N · Post by **J_N** » July 8th, 2015, 1:57 am

Went by a bagel shop today and was reminded of this thread: "Oh my Goat!" is their current special...

Hobbit · Post by **Hobbit** » July 8th, 2015, 10:41 am

A Chinese proverb: "To know a man is not to know his face, but to know his goat."

Charles Dickens: "It was the best of goats; it was the worst of goats..."

baileyspring · Post by **baileyspring** » July 9th, 2015, 2:07 am

Staying with Dickens:

Goat Expectations

kukailimoku · Post by **kukailimoku** » July 9th, 2015, 10:48 am

From B.B King:

Well baby, I'm all alone
Yes baby, I'm all alone
I ain't had no lovin', since my goat's been gone

MBraymiller · Post by **MBraymiller** » July 9th, 2015, 1:21 pm

baileyspring wrote:Staying with Dickens:

Goat Expectations

And in honor of this novel: "I stole her goat away, and put ice in its place."

Hobbit · Post by **Hobbit** » July 9th, 2015, 3:22 pm

MBraymiller wrote:
baileyspring wrote:Staying with Dickens:

Goat Expectations

And in honor of this novel: "I stole her goat away, and put ice in its place."

Strange. I read that as "I stole her heart away, and put a goat in its place."

tovarisch · Post by **tovarisch** » July 9th, 2015, 4:11 pm

"Klaatu barada goat"

Post by **aradlaw** » July 9th, 2015, 6:24 pm

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goat.
Henry Ford

Post by **KiltedDragon** » July 10th, 2015, 4:22 am

The Father, the Son, and the Holy Goat.