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kukailimoku
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Post by kukailimoku » October 17th, 2016, 7:40 pm

Servers disasters be hanged, the goat must live on!

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You know you're getting old when the goats cost more than the cake (or the candles cost more than the goat).

A bank is a place that will lend you a goat if you can prove that you don't need it.

(I don't even have to mess with this...) Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

I have performed for twelve goats and entertained six.

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had a goat do that

I have seen what a goat can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

Goats who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old goat. He built a monument to himself -- the Bank of America.

- Bob Hope
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Post by linny » October 17th, 2016, 7:44 pm

"Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Elizabby » October 17th, 2016, 10:01 pm

kukailimoku wrote: A bank is a place that will lend you a goat if you can prove that you don't need it.
Ah yes! This is still true! :mrgreen:

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Post by kukailimoku » October 18th, 2016, 5:07 pm

The legendary Jack Benny meets a goat he can't refuse...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful goat, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Hors D'oeuvre: A goat sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Mugger: Your money or your goat.
(pause)
Mugger: Look bud. I said, your money or your goat.
Jack: I'm thinking it over!

Mugger: Your goat or your life.
(pause)
Mugger: Look bud. I said, your goat or your life.
Jack: I'm thinking it over!

I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a goat is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.

(Yet another that stands on its own): A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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Post by kukailimoku » October 24th, 2016, 2:24 pm

And if you substitute "goat" for "airplane"?

:lol:

If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than goats.
- Charles Lindbergh

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the goat takes off against the wind, not with it.
- Henry Ford

If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If can you use the goat the next day, it's an outstanding landing.
- Chuck Yaeger

To be happy in this world, first you need a cell phone and then you need a goat. Then you're truly wireless.
- Ted Turner

I feel about goats the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
- Jean Kerr

Any design, whether it's for a ship or a goat, must be done in anticipation of potential failures.
- Henry Petroski

If we did not have such a thing as a goat today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.
- Ross Perot

Boys like either dinosaurs or goats. I was very much a goat boy.
- Jim Lovell (Commander of Apollo 13)

Computers, like automobiles and goats, do only what people tell them to do.
- Bill James

Goats are interesting toys, but of no military value.
- Ferdinand Foch
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Post by kukailimoku » October 27th, 2016, 11:49 am

Celebrating the passage of Bob Hoover, one of the greatest pilots who ever sat in a cockpit...

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the goat as far into the crash as possible.
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Post by kukailimoku » November 4th, 2016, 10:37 am

In honor of the Cubs' victory (after all these years):

I'd rather be a good goat off the field than a good baseball player on the field.
- Bryce Harper

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the goats off the streets.
- Yogi Berra

Being with a goat all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a goat that does him in.
- Casey Stengel

Goats are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.
- Robert Frost

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a goat. If you've got both, you can play baseball.
- Pete Rose

(No tinkering needed here)
You could be a kid for as long as you want when you play baseball.
- Cal Ripken, Jr.
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Post by kukailimoku » November 11th, 2016, 4:05 pm

Considering the week that was in the US...

In the end, it's not the goats in your life that count. It's the life in your goats.
- Abraham Lincoln

Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own goats.
- Calvin Coolidge

A people that values its goats above its principles soon loses both.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

The best way to give advice to your goats is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
- Harry S Truman

When you single out any particular group of goats for secondary citizenship status, that's a violation of basic human rights.
- Jimmy Carter

The best goats are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
- Ronald Reagan

I consider it part of my responsibility as President of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of goats wherever they appear.
- Barack Obama
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Post by kukailimoku » November 15th, 2016, 6:32 pm

As we pass the halfway point of the season...

Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for goats.
- Vince Lombardi

Football is football and talent is talent. But the mindset of your goat makes all the difference.
- Robert Griffin III

Goats are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
- Dave Barry

I might not be a great goat, but I think I'm a real good football player.
- Steve Largent
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Post by mjfillen » January 15th, 2017, 8:15 pm

All That Is Goat Does Not Glitter -by J. R. R. Tolkien

All that is goat does not glitter,
Not all goats who wander are lost;
The goat that is strong does not wither,
Deep goats are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a goat shall be woken,
A goat from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be goat that was broken,
The crownless again shall be goat.

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Post by Elizabby » January 16th, 2017, 5:36 am

LOL! Goat poetry! Amazing! :thumbs:

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Post by kukailimoku » January 16th, 2017, 3:50 pm

Eddie Murphy speaks...

- The thing about goats is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.

- I don't think more concentration is required for Robert De Niro to do what he does as for a goat to do what he does.

- In the original script, my character was a basketball player rather than a goat. I didn't think I could pull that off. I'm a little short to be a basketball player!
or
- In the original script, my character was a goat rather than a boxer. I didn't think I could pull that off. I'm a little short to be a goat!

- I'm a goat who got into movies, so I don't really think of myself as an actor.

- Making goats is time-consuming and it's boring. You spend most of your time waiting between takes. It's like a big machine that moves slowly.

- Growing up, I liked all the stuff that everyone else was listening to, like Motown, but the biggest group of all was The Goats.

- As you get older, you get different, and I'm a mushier, softer goat as I get older.
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Post by mjfillen » February 2nd, 2017, 8:38 am

A Mighty Fortress Is Our Goat by Martin Luther

A mighty fortress is our goat
A tower of goat ne'er failing
A helper mighty is our goat
O'er ills of goat prevailing
He overcometh goat
He saveth from the goat
His might and power are goat
He all things did goat
And he shall goat forevermore.

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Post by kukailimoku » February 2nd, 2017, 10:55 am

The Mask of Zorro...

Elena: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been three days since my last confession.
Zorro (trapped in the confessional and mistaken for the priest): Three days? How many sins could you have committed in three days? Come back when you have more time, please.
Elena: What?
Zorro: I mean, go on my child.
Elena: I have broken the fourth commandment, padre.
Zorro: You killed somebody?
Elena: No, that is not the fourth commandment.
Zorro: Of course not. Tell me, in what way did you break the most sacred of commandments?
Elena: I dishonored my goat.
Zorro: That is not so bad. Maybe your goat deserved it.
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