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Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 17th, 2014, 8:58 pm
by haimerej
I know a lady
who claims vegetarian
but cheats with bacon

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 18th, 2014, 8:33 am
by k5hsj
He says everything's
better with bacon on it.
Huge pig sits on him.

From a cartoon by Dan Piraro at bizarro.com.

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 18th, 2014, 9:07 am
by AdeledePignerolles
I thought LV was
about recording, what's up
with all the haiku?

:lol: :wink:

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 18th, 2014, 11:56 am
by kukailimoku
You can feel free to
Add these all to the concept
Read them all aloud

:lol:

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 20th, 2014, 2:35 pm
by JemmaBlythe
HAIKU FOR BUSINESS

MINDING MY BUSINESS
Minding my business
Becoming a consultant
Minding your business

VERBALLY, HYPERBOLE
Voicemail and email
Mellifluous messages
Steal my entire day

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 23rd, 2014, 11:50 am
by kukailimoku
Ridiculous lawns
Water so that it will grow
Then chop it all off

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 25th, 2014, 2:11 pm
by k5hsj
May the lengthening
days ahead bring light and warmth
to you and your kin.

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 25th, 2014, 9:20 pm
by haimerej
quite liked eleven
but Capaldi is the best
twelve stands above all

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 26th, 2014, 1:54 am
by k5hsj
Who is Capaldi?
Yes, you are correct. He is.
Is what? No, he's Who.

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 26th, 2014, 11:55 am
by kukailimoku
Real expensive wine
Doesn't taste that much better
Than the good cheap stuff

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 30th, 2014, 8:09 pm
by haimerej
buy the cheapest stuff
and you will surely regret
saving a few bucks

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 31st, 2014, 10:26 am
by kukailimoku
People with smart phones
Amazed they don't hit more things
Texting and walking

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 31st, 2014, 2:56 pm
by haimerej
it was a problem
now there is a radar app
wonders never cease

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 31st, 2014, 3:38 pm
by Hobbit
Hoping that you all
have a wonderful New Year's
and enjoy yourselves!

Re: Haiku who?

Posted: December 31st, 2014, 4:07 pm
by haimerej
I just can't decide
on Team Rick or Team Tardis
whom to watch tonight?