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I know a lady
who claims vegetarian
but cheats with bacon

He says everything's
better with bacon on it.
Huge pig sits on him.

From a cartoon by Dan Piraro at bizarro.com.

I thought LV was
about recording, what's up
with all the haiku?

You can feel free to
Add these all to the concept
Read them all aloud

HAIKU FOR BUSINESS

MINDING MY BUSINESS
Minding my business
Becoming a consultant
Minding your business

VERBALLY, HYPERBOLE
Voicemail and email
Mellifluous messages
Steal my entire day

Ridiculous lawns
Water so that it will grow
Then chop it all off

May the lengthening
days ahead bring light and warmth
to you and your kin.

quite liked eleven
but Capaldi is the best
twelve stands above all

Who is Capaldi?
Yes, you are correct. He is.
Is what? No, he's Who.

Real expensive wine
Doesn't taste that much better
Than the good cheap stuff

buy the cheapest stuff
and you will surely regret
saving a few bucks

People with smart phones
Amazed they don't hit more things
Texting and walking

it was a problem
now there is a radar app
wonders never cease

Hoping that you all
have a wonderful New Year's
and enjoy yourselves!

I just can't decide
on Team Rick or Team Tardis
whom to watch tonight?