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SonOfTheExiles wrote: November 18th, 2020, 1:11 am Also, some of what passes for "wise sayings" and "maxims".

For Example: "They passed like ships in the night".

Imagine two people going up a corridor going "a-WOOOOO-BA! a-WOOOOO-BA!"


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That got me really laughing! Thanks!
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SonOfTheExiles wrote: March 3rd, 2021, 10:56 pm How do you cook a phoenix? :hmm:
Good point.
Now as long as my brain is in Harry Potter mode-
What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? :hmm:


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SonOfTheExiles wrote: March 3rd, 2021, 10:56 pm Things I'll never understand.

How do you cook a phoenix? :hmm:

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You don’t.
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Bookworm360 wrote: March 4th, 2021, 4:45 pm
SonOfTheExiles wrote: March 3rd, 2021, 10:56 pm Things I'll never understand.

How do you cook a phoenix? :hmm:

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You don’t.
Boil it?
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It would just rise out again. :D
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Bookworm360 wrote: March 5th, 2021, 8:27 am It would just rise out again. :D
Well, it’s not killed by fire, we know that for sure- maybe if you trapped it in a pot of boiling water and then put a lid on real fast, you could cook it.
But heck with it, who wants to kill phoenixes anyway?? :help: :lol:
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Exactly!!! They’re SO pretty.
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SonOfTheExiles wrote: November 18th, 2020, 1:11 am Also, some of what passes for "wise sayings" and "maxims".

For Example: "It takes a thief to catch a thief".

Now that doesn't say a lot for the police force.

Or: "They passed like ships in the night".

Imagine two people going up a corridor going "a-WOOOOO-BA! a-WOOOOO-BA!"


Cheers,
Chris
How very true! :lol: especially the ship business.
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I will never understand why an 8MB file takes longer to go through the uploader than a 16MB file. :hmm:
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