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From where to where?! In where?
Hmmm.
https://imgur.com/YjY94Vb
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers-from-where-to-where.wav
Hmmm.
https://imgur.com/YjY94Vb
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers-from-where-to-where.wav
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Brand new and I already have a blooper
I was trying to say "Here we have a new book about our celebrated nightingale" and it didn't come out quite right!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/celebrated_blooper_jb.mp3

I was trying to say "Here we have a new book about our celebrated nightingale" and it didn't come out quite right!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/celebrated_blooper_jb.mp3
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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/myfirstlvblooper.mp3
This is my first LV blooper, probably plenty more to come! In this one, I can't seem to say a phrase...something about the wording of it keeps tripping me up!
<laugh>
I was trying to say 'deceitful' and it came out 'desteitful' twice!
This is my first LV blooper, probably plenty more to come! In this one, I can't seem to say a phrase...something about the wording of it keeps tripping me up!

I was trying to say 'deceitful' and it came out 'desteitful' twice!
Rachel
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
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Love it! I hate it when words won't come out right!JayKitty76 wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:16 pmhttps://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/myfirstlvblooper.mp3
This is my first LV blooper, probably plenty more to come! In this one, I can't seem to say a phrase...something about the wording of it keeps tripping me up!<laugh>
I was trying to say 'deceitful' and it came out 'desteitful' twice!
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Yes, sometimes I wonder if the person who invented the word specifically made it to trip us up!lymiewithpurpose wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:18 pmLove it! I hate it when words won't come out right!JayKitty76 wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:16 pmhttps://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/myfirstlvblooper.mp3
This is my first LV blooper, probably plenty more to come! In this one, I can't seem to say a phrase...something about the wording of it keeps tripping me up!<laugh>
I was trying to say 'deceitful' and it came out 'desteitful' twice!

Rachel
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
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Ha ha. It is always the simple words that get me though, so maybe not.JayKitty76 wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:19 pmYes, sometimes I wonder if the person who invented the word specifically made it to trip us up!lymiewithpurpose wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:18 pmLove it! I hate it when words won't come out right!JayKitty76 wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 12:16 pmhttps://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/myfirstlvblooper.mp3
This is my first LV blooper, probably plenty more to come! In this one, I can't seem to say a phrase...something about the wording of it keeps tripping me up!<laugh>
I was trying to say 'deceitful' and it came out 'desteitful' twice!<laugh> Not really. But maybe they made it specifically for a tongue twister!
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Who knew ‘cheek pouch’ could give me so much trouble! I will try to find that file...
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When reading a work that has a point to mark the thousands place, rather than marking the decimal: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/decimalpoint_blooper.mp3


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Hahah! Yeah, that's a very different number!TriciaG wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 7:09 pmWhen reading a work that has a point to mark the thousands place, rather than marking the decimal: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/decimalpoint_blooper.mp3
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Yeah - I could run 1.110 meters, no problem. I don't think I could run 1,110 meters anymore. 

Bulwer-Lytton novel: The Caxtons
Adventure/Travel: Across Mongolian Plains
Boring works 30-70 minutes long: Insomnia Collection 5
Adult dog stories: Best Dog Stories
Gospel of Matthew: Matthew, YLT
Adventure/Travel: Across Mongolian Plains
Boring works 30-70 minutes long: Insomnia Collection 5
Adult dog stories: Best Dog Stories
Gospel of Matthew: Matthew, YLT
For me it is just the other way round

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Haha, that's hilarious! Wow, I'd say that is quite a difference...TriciaG wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 7:09 pmWhen reading a work that has a point to mark the thousands place, rather than marking the decimal: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/decimalpoint_blooper.mp3
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Rachel
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
"...to counsel and calm the despairing... and to transform the grief that contemplates the grave by showing it the grief that looks up to the stars...” ~ Victor Hugo, Les Miserables
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This is proof that I was on the right track! I always told my track coach that I thought my perfect event was the 1 meter dash!TriciaG wrote: ↑March 2nd, 2019, 7:09 pmWhen reading a work that has a point to mark the thousands place, rather than marking the decimal: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/decimalpoint_blooper.mp3
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Here's my first blooper!
I said 'college' instead of 'cottage'...plus two more mistakes.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_reel_1.mp3
I said 'college' instead of 'cottage'...plus two more mistakes.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_reel_1.mp3
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Fatal Linguistic Operating Parameter - (F.L.O.P)
Please reset narrator.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_with-WHAT.mp3
Please reset narrator.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_with-WHAT.mp3
Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
Disclaimer:
"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."