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The power of a well-timed suggestion -- (and I'm very suggestible where ice cream is concerned!)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/icecreambell_blooper.mp3

All my bloopers seem to involve my cat. This is what happens when he wants attention.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/owwhydidyoudothat_blooper.mp3

mightyfelix wrote: ↑July 26th, 2018, 8:54 pm All my bloopers seem to involve my cat.

That used to happen to me, until I worked Bachelor Number One into the podcast act.

Like me, all you have realise is, you’re the straight man, and he’s the talent.


Chris

Devorah- you obviously have more self-control than me. I am sure that my audio recording would have included a loooooong, series of 1000Hz Bleep Tones.
Dale

What. Did I stutter?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/Did_I_Stutter_blooper.mp3

I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_rudedriver.mp3

I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?

We live between 2 90-degree curves. The number of vehicles with performance mufflers that drive by is enormous, and they "gun it" right around our house.

I wish they'd outlaw performance "mufflers". Those things are loud!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/nicaragua_blooper.mp3

N I. C A. R A. GA.

A whole lotta shaken going on!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/wholelottashaking_wt_blooper.mp3

Glad I caught this one before uploading - I'd hate to defame New Scotland Yard!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/defective_detective_bloopers_jacquerie.mp3 (0:11)

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/briefless_blooper_lmw.mp3

“He could afford to be briefless for a time"
(in other parts of the story he is referred to as "a briefless young lawyer")

this is a snowy, christmas story coming soon on whatever christmas short story collection is coming up...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toiletelegance_blooper_lmw.mp3

"His lovemaking would equal his toilet in elegance..."

Say it with a strait face, I dare you!

Oh, mathematics, how I love thee.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_math_division.mp3

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/a-brief-introduction-blooper.mp3

If at first you don't su...cus...sece...

Nothing stops a sentence in its tracks quite like an unexpected outcropping of roman numerals:
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/romannumeral_blooper_mk.mp3