Bloopers - 2

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commonsparrow3
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Post by commonsparrow3 » July 18th, 2018, 9:15 pm

The power of a well-timed suggestion -- (and I'm very suggestible where ice cream is concerned!)
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/icecreambell_blooper.mp3

mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » July 26th, 2018, 8:54 pm

All my bloopers seem to involve my cat. This is what happens when he wants attention.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/owwhydidyoudothat_blooper.mp3

SonOfTheExiles
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Post by SonOfTheExiles » July 28th, 2018, 4:23 am

mightyfelix wrote:
July 26th, 2018, 8:54 pm
All my bloopers seem to involve my cat.
That used to happen to me, until I worked Bachelor Number One into the podcast act.

Like me, all you have realise is, you’re the straight man, and he’s the talent. :mrgreen:


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Post by DaleInTexas » July 28th, 2018, 7:57 am

Devorah- you obviously have more self-control than me. I am sure that my audio recording would have included a loooooong, series of 1000Hz Bleep Tones. :?
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » July 30th, 2018, 3:45 pm

"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix » August 23rd, 2018, 9:06 pm

I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_rudedriver.mp3

TriciaG
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Post by TriciaG » August 24th, 2018, 6:19 am

I live on a long, straight road. The speed limit is only 45 mph, but that's just a number, right?
We live between 2 90-degree curves. The number of vehicles with performance mufflers that drive by is enormous, and they "gun it" right around our house.

I wish they'd outlaw performance "mufflers". Those things are loud!

realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers » September 24th, 2018, 4:46 pm

"Kind reader,
if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."

k5hsj
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Post by k5hsj » September 27th, 2018, 7:01 pm

Be kind. Be interesting. Be useful. Morality ain't hard.--Jack Butler, Living in Little Rock with Miss Little Rock

Jacquerie
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Post by Jacquerie » September 30th, 2018, 6:02 am

Glad I caught this one before uploading - I'd hate to defame New Scotland Yard!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/defective_detective_bloopers_jacquerie.mp3 (0:11)

LikeManyWaters
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Post by LikeManyWaters » November 1st, 2018, 11:42 am

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/briefless_blooper_lmw.mp3

“He could afford to be briefless for a time"
(in other parts of the story he is referred to as "a briefless young lawyer")

this is a snowy, christmas story ;) coming soon on whatever christmas short story collection is coming up...
Last edited by LikeManyWaters on November 7th, 2018, 8:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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LikeManyWaters
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Post by LikeManyWaters » November 7th, 2018, 4:38 pm

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toiletelegance_blooper_lmw.mp3

"His lovemaking would equal his toilet in elegance..."

Say it with a strait face, I dare you!
April
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TriciaG
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