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Wow, can you get low in your po po po's! :lol:
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mightyfelix wrote: April 22nd, 2020, 2:28 pm What happens when your husband is hanging around listening while you're recording a part for a comedic play.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/eavesdropper_blooper.mp3
Lol! "What the heck?" :lol:
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A little blooper from my recording today of the weekly poem, Quiet by Madison Cawein (and dream of sheep)


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/quiet_blooper.mp3
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Post by commonsparrow3 »

Flyers fit ... no, fires flit ... um, make that flyers flit! (Luckily I didn't have to say that five times fast!)

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/flyers_fit_fires_flit_blooper.mp3
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commonsparrow3 wrote: May 24th, 2020, 9:33 pm Flyers fit ... no, fires flit ... um, make that flyers flit! (Luckily I didn't have to say that five times fast!)

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/flyers_fit_fires_flit_blooper.mp3
reminds me of an old Limerick my cousin used to say when I was younger:

A fly and a flea in a flue
were imprisoned so what could they do
Said the fly "let us flee"
"Let us fly" said the flea
so they flew through a flaw in the flue

I don't know who wrote it, or when, but I know my cousin was saying it to me in the early 1970s
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Post by MrsHand »

This is what happens when your cat is ready for you to stop recording....but is happy about interrupting.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/cat_blooper.mp3
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MrsHand wrote: June 23rd, 2020, 8:39 am This is what happens when your cat is ready for you to stop recording....but is happy about interrupting.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/cat_blooper.mp3
loud kitty
kitty likes the sound of their own voice
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realisticspeakers wrote: June 24th, 2020, 12:49 pm kitty likes the sound of their own voice
No comment. (Wink.)
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KevinS wrote: June 24th, 2020, 12:51 pm
realisticspeakers wrote: June 24th, 2020, 12:49 pm kitty likes the sound of their own voice
No comment. (Wink.)
So say we all!
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You've got to watch out where you throw them brass cuspidors!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/brasscuspidor_blooper_wt_128kb.mp3
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k5hsj wrote: July 6th, 2020, 4:38 pm You've got to watch out where you throw them brass cuspidors!
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/brasscuspidor_blooper_wt_128kb.mp3
:lol: Ain't that the truth!
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Post by julianpratley »

You know you're in the zone when you get halfway through the disclaimer and forget what you're supposed to be saying! I didn't even get the author's name right either :roll:
And from later in the same recording - what do you suppose drees might be?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/drees_blooper_jp_128kb.mp3
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Post by JayKitty76 »

This is what happens when you're trying to record in a house where cats and dogs live together but do not get along:

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/animalsfightingblooper.mp3

also weird coincidence cuz my line was "what's that?" and then you hear them fighting in the background :lol:
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Post by realisticspeakers »

When you are the President of the United States and you are delivering your State of the Union Address live on media, broadcast world wide, and recorded for posterity in front of the microphones and cameras and friends and enemies, national and personal...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/Funny-Moments-In-The-State-Of-The-Union-Address-Blooper.mp3
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