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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_viceroy.mp3

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Jacquerie
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Post by Jacquerie »

And I thought sheep could swim! :roll:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/sinking_sheep_blooper.mp3

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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

 
I call this file "glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3".

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/glottal_acrobatics_bloopers.mp3
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Post by JayKitty76 »

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_songanddishes.mp3

My mom was putting away dishes, singing and generally being very loud when I was recording. :lol:

"Wait are you still recording? I thought you were done!" LOL :lol: At that point I began my section very loudly, so she would know I was still recording!

(And yes, she sang 'Under Pressure' two separate times, it wasn't just copied twice! :lol: )
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lymiewithpurpose
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Post by lymiewithpurpose »

That's a good one. My mom is the same way :lol:.

I have one to add. This is not so much a blooper (I did not make a mistake on the text), but the sentence itself was so hilarious to me that I couldn't get through it. Who would have known this sentence would be in a football manual?

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/blooper_football.mp3

EDIT: And it only gets better, "when resisting the attack of a revolving wedge" :lol:
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Post by KIBBONAFIDE »

My cat, Serenity, doing her best impression of a robin redbreast :lol:


https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/kittyportrayingarobin_jk.mp3
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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mightyfelix
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Post by mightyfelix »

:lol: That's a good one!
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Post by Piotrek81 »

I guess that's called covering all the bases :mrgreen:
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

Another one today...

first the funny picture,
then the "LOL funny picture"...
then another funny picture,
then the "whatchya doin?" text.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/OMG_SHUT__IT_OFF_bloopers.mp3
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Peter Why
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Post by Peter Why »

Sister Suzy is still selling seashells in my universe: https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/SisterSuzy_py_blooper.mp3

(22 seconds)

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Post by ej400 »

While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
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Post by JayKitty76 »

ej400 wrote: July 15th, 2019, 2:57 pm While fixing an error, my dad decided to say "told ya" very loudly while he was talking to my mom, so of course, it makes this sentence cool.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/toldya_bloopers_128kb.mp3
LOL! That's a good one :lol:
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