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Post Posted:: October 15th, 2010, 3:17 am 

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This is a continuation of the original thread because a software issue seems to be causing problems with very long threads and we don't want any messages to become unreadable until we can get it fixed.

This is something slightly updated from what kristin wrote:
All bloopers should use the LV uploader using the "bloopers" project folder. Please label all files with "blooper" at the end so we can identify them. If you choose, you can add your initials as well so we have an idea whose they are.


Memnon_blooper.mp3
Memnonblooper.mp3
Wassup_blooper.mp3
absurdly_blooper_dl.mp3
bibleblooper.mp3
bloop2.mp3
blooper.mp3
blooper_mrsboehm.mp3
bloopercomp01_dl.mp3
bloopers_benhur_dl.mp3
bloopers_keraban12.mp3
bryne_owed_blooper_jl.mp3
buggyblooberbyrobinxx.mp3
childishness_blooper.mp3
circumlocution_blooper_ar.mp3
devotion_blooper_dl.mp3
diclaimer_blooper_ehl.mp3
dieserhorn_blooper_bk.mp3
duellingaccents.mp3
dusk_blooper.mp3
edison_typo_blooper_ehl.mp3
electromatic_blooper_jl.mp3
eustace_blooper.mp3
extrycleanup_blooper_krs.mp3
giggles.mp3
golfo_placido_blooper_ge.mp3
goodness_blooper.mp3
huitzilopochtli.mp3
hypocrisy_blooper_klh.mp3
imaginarymonarchy_blooper_rd.mp3
impertant_parsonage_blooper_krs.mp3
inextricable_labyrinth_blooper.mp3
infinitesimable_blooper_krs.mp3
knights_blooper.mp3
londonouttake.mp3
merchant_blooper_dl.mp3
money_blooper_jl.mp3
musquodoboit_blooper_krs.mp3
ohbloopers.mp3
onetoothblooper.mp3
pagazi_blooper.mp3
phenomenal_blooper.mp3
prohibition_blooper.mp3
puckpookshill9_blooper_cjmb.mp3
quijote_blooper.mp3
recordedby-blooper.mp3
repark_ubon_blooper.mp3
blooper_krs.mp3
sharpnickblooper.mp3
story_bible_blooper.mp3
sufficiently_keen_bloop.mp3
extirpate_execrable_blooper_ehl.mp3
HenchardShowedChagrinBlooper.mp3
lebalcon_blooper.mp3
Marsbloop_hok.mp3
quixote_intro_blooper.mp3
thanksfridge_blooper_cjmb.mp3
uh_oh_french_blooper.mp3
uselessdiamonds_rd_blooper.mp3
Haaaaaaatsjoe.mp3
success_strategem_shrieks_rd.mp3
write_it_right_say_it_wrong.mp3

It's fun to have a place to share all those little gems that give everyone else so much enjoyment. I, at least, find them quite encouraging when I'm having an off day.

And per Anita's suggestion here is a one second bleep for those of us who may need to clean our bloopers a bit first. (If you need more than a second you're on your own :D )
http://dav.earthlink.net/kristinlov/MegaMail/b893f310869921c617783afde42f83df

And to start us off, here's one of mine that just missed the cut off for the blooper reel.
http://dav.earthlink.net/kristinlov/MegaMail/7c373962bb31ea3c240409ffb40f1c8e
(This one was detrimental to the point that I still haven't managed to record the poem :roll: )


(This post possibly to be updated with links to the bloopers posted in the previous thread?)

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Post Posted:: October 15th, 2010, 10:27 am 

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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/ylt_blooper01_mp.mp3

Here's my contribution!

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Post Posted:: October 17th, 2010, 1:54 pm 

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Public service announcement: This is what happens when you drink soda while recording.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/braaaap_blooper_abl.mp3

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Post Posted:: October 17th, 2010, 1:57 pm 
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That wasn't a big burp! LOL! :wink:

This is what happens when you record while your husband is sitting in the same room, and you're a bit paranoid:

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/job_blooper.mp3

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Post Posted:: October 17th, 2010, 3:28 pm 

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The "thanksfridge" one is my hands-down favorite!!!!

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Post Posted:: October 18th, 2010, 12:10 pm 

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wildemoose wrote:
Public service announcement: This is what happens when you drink soda while recording.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/braaaap_blooper_abl.mp3


Thanks for the much-needed laugh, Arielle! Sure you don't want me to edit that in to the finished play? :lol:


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Post Posted:: October 18th, 2010, 12:13 pm 

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markpenfold wrote:
The "thanksfridge" one is my hands-down favorite!!!!
:lol: Who is that, anyway?

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Post Posted:: October 18th, 2010, 12:18 pm 

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gloriana wrote:
Thanks for the much-needed laugh, Arielle! Sure you don't want me to edit that in to the finished play? :lol:


"Mary Queen of Scots, read by Homer Simpson."

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Post Posted:: October 19th, 2010, 3:25 am 

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catchpenny wrote:
markpenfold wrote:
The "thanksfridge" one is my hands-down favorite!!!!
:lol: Who is that, anyway?

That is (was :() icyjumbo.

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Post Posted:: October 19th, 2010, 1:24 pm 
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Here's what happens when you don't read the text beforehand and get to where it says, "she said" when you thought HE was talking...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/voice_error_blooper.mp3

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Post Posted:: October 23rd, 2010, 2:16 pm 
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This one from DebraLynn remains one of my all time favorites . . .
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Oh the hazards of reading humorous literature! Sorry about the length (4 minutes) but I kept in enough context to show what set me off. When I was a kid, a friend of mine had a gadget called, I think, a "Jag Bag." It was a little metal box in a red cloth bag and when you pushed the button it started laughing hysterically. You just couldn't help laughing yourself when you heard it. This kind of reminds me of that.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/OutOfControl_blooper.mp3

All I can say is that if you're feeling depressed, this may provide some temporary relief.

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(BTW this is from Chapter 6 of They and I by Jerome K Jerome.)

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Post Posted:: October 23rd, 2010, 3:21 pm 

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https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/scroogesschluesselloch_blooper_elli.mp3

What I'm trying to say is "Scrooges Schlüsselloch" (Scrooge's keyhole)! :roll:

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Post Posted:: October 26th, 2010, 5:02 pm 

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A rather serious condemnation of a rather nasty lady and look what I go and mis-read.... Have kept in the immediately following good read too!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/JohnFricker_FreudianTitus_blooper.mp3

For anyone who might be intrigued (hope this may appeal to any newbies checking this out) this is before I do any post to my recordings - a lovely admin provided me with a great step by step as to how to get my recordings sounding much better as you might be able to hear on my other posts!

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Post Posted:: October 27th, 2010, 4:39 am 

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LOL Good one John!

Esther :lol:

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Post Posted:: October 28th, 2010, 1:42 pm 

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The online text of my current William Cobbett solo is dogged with printing errors (not OCR scannos, but good old-fashioned compositor-put-the-wrong-letter-in-the-frame botches). But one or two have turned out to be not errors but archaic words I didn't know, so I record with both the online Oxford English Dictionary, and my modern-printing facsimile-edition of a very slightly different version of the text to hand. Hopefully that explains the mumbling in the middle of this encounter...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/cottageeconomy_printingerrors_blooper_rd.mp3

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