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mjfillen wrote: January 15th, 2017, 6:57 pm *A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! and they were back home. The brunette wished to be at home with their family. Poof! and they were back home with their family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

*There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, they swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

*A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, "I look fat," and dies. The brunette says, " I look skinny," and dies. The blonde says, "I think..." and dies.

*A blonde was at the store, and just as they were heading for their car, someone stole it. The policemen asked, "Did you see the guy that did it?" The blonde said, "No, but I got the license plate."

*Did you hear about the blondes that froze to death at a drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Why are blonde jokes relatively short?
So everyone else can remember them. :wink:
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I didn’t think orthopaedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

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JayKitty76 wrote: April 23rd, 2021, 1:17 pm
Oh my gosh that scared me at first :shock: :lol:
Yes, people are only used to seeing the does (female kangaroos). The Arnold Schwarzenegger style alpha-male red kangaroos come as quite a surprise if you've never seen them before.
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What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.
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My favourite joke in the English language goes like this:

Postal clerk: This letter is too heavy. You'll have to put more stamps on it.
Customer: Won't that just make it heavier?
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Covid quote of the day

I dream of the day I can walk down the aisle and hear those magical words.
"This is your captain speaking"

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I finished five books this week.

That’s a lot of colouring.

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A dad is going out with his wife. He tells his daughter to behave. She says: “Daddy, for twenty bucks, I’ll be good.” The dad says, “Oh, come on when I was your age, I was good for nothing. :D :D :D
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Does anybody know how many episodes of the American drama series 'Beverly Hills' were made?

I watched it once and it was episode number ninety thousand two hundred and ten. Did it ever end?
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Never judge anyone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, you’ll have their shoes, and if they get mad at you, you’re a mile away! :P
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DavidYoung wrote: August 3rd, 2021, 12:29 pm Does anybody know how many episodes of the American drama series 'Beverly Hills' were made?

I watched it once and it was episode number ninety thousand two hundred and ten. Did it ever end?
:lol:
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When I was at Primary School we had a tell a joke competition once a month. The aim was to tell the funniest joke. But one time a special award was handed out for a joke so corny that it was "the worst joke of the year". Drum roll.

What name did a kid have who was born with no knees?

Neil.

I DID NOT TELL THAT ONE. IT WASN'T MINE. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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