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:lol:
Jasna

Second to the right and then straight on till morning.
GillH
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Pat got a pet.
A pig?
No, a corgi.
Ah! Price?
A lot. Not cheap.
A royal corgi?
You pun? No, but noble.
Young? Cute?
Yeah. Nice coat.
I long to pet it.
Naughty, though. Ate a cat.
Ate a cat?! Corgi or bear?
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:clap: :lol:
Jasna

Second to the right and then straight on till morning.
GillH
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You eating, Gary?
- Corn on the cob?
Or bacon.
- Nice. Go on, then. One plate, ta.
Each?
- Oh. A real treat.
A party! Eat up.
- You’re a great neighbour, Paul. Hey, Gina, try the bacon!
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A Haiku:

Neil, the boy pirate,
peg leg on a boat;
A grey patch and a toucan.
Yeah, not right, but port!
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UNCOPYRIGHTABLE

In a rut? In trouble or plight? Can’t cope?
Then pray. Truly. Open your heart.
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WOW :clap: :clap: :clap:
Jasna

Second to the right and then straight on till morning.
GillH
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Post by GillH »

Learn to turn in a canoe:
Put your oar in the ocean, lean to port, then pilot the boat.
Port, not right! Leap out!
Argh!
(Groan.)
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Post by GillH »

Barney: the tragic tale or “Once upon a tyre”

“Race you!” Plain Carol ran to the grate. Barney caught up later.
“Gotcha!” Carol leapt out.
“Oh!” A bit lip. Pouring.
“Apol’gy! Put ice on your lip.”
Then a trip to the clinic in her car.
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GillH wrote: August 12th, 2022, 2:22 pm Barney: the tragic tale or “Once upon a tyre”

“Race you!” Plain Carol ran to the grate. Barney caught up later.
“Gotcha!” Carol leapt out.
“Oh!” A bit lip. Pouring.
“Apol’gy! Put ice on your lip.”
Then a trip to the clinic in her car.
:lol: :cry: :lol:
Louise
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GillH wrote: August 7th, 2022, 4:52 pm You eating, Gary?
- Corn on the cob?
Or bacon.
- Nice. Go on, then. One plate, ta.
Each?
- Oh. A real treat.
A party! Eat up.
- You’re a great neighbour, Paul. Hey, Gina, try the bacon!
:lol:
Louise
"every little breeze..."

Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
GillH
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“Can you count?”
- “Oh, I can count one to eighty-one.”
“Great! I can’t. I can only get to ten.”
- “You’re only eight.”
“You laugh, but I can try until night.”
- “Get the inch tape. Begin. Point at ten.”
(I point.) “Ten!”
- “Then go on.”
“Oh!” I grin.
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Post by GillH »

Bert the actor put on a play.
Act one: the lounge. Baron Bly (Bert) at a table, on the phone. A tulip on a tray. A pug on a chair.

“Hi! About the pony. Yeah. Can you bleach the tail? No? Partly?”
(angrily) “Not able? Liar! Cheat!”
(Hang up.)
“Boy, it hurt.” (teary)
(Turn, then pat pug) “Hey, Bruno. Can I bleach your hair?”
(Pounce on pug.)
“You can be a beauty!”
(Pug to run out the gate.) ”Hey! Halt!”
“No hope. Not the pony nor the pug. Begin ag’in.” (Grab a pint.)
“Ah! A goat?”

Curtain.
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Post by maxgal »

GillH wrote: August 16th, 2022, 8:28 pm “Can you count?”
- “Oh, I can count one to eighty-one.”
“Great! I can’t. I can only get to ten.”
- “You’re only eight.”
“You laugh, but I can try until night.”
- “Get the inch tape. Begin. Point at ten.”
(I point.) “Ten!”
- “Then go on.”
“Oh!” I grin.
:lol:
Louise
"every little breeze..."

Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
maxgal
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Post by maxgal »

GillH wrote: August 16th, 2022, 8:32 pm Bert the actor put on a play.
Act one: the lounge. Baron Bly (Bert) at a table, on the phone. A tulip on a tray. A pug on a chair.

“Hi! About the pony. Yeah. Can you bleach the tail? No? Partly?”
(angrily) “Not able? Liar! Cheat!”
(Hang up.)
“Boy, it hurt.” (teary)
(Turn, then pat pug) “Hey, Bruno. Can I bleach your hair?”
(Pounce on pug.)
“You can be a beauty!”
(Pug to run out the gate.) ”Hey! Halt!”
“No hope. Not the pony nor the pug. Begin ag’in.” (Grab a pint.)
“Ah! A goat?”

Curtain.
:shock: :lol: :mrgreen:
Louise
"every little breeze..."

Fun Fact: 40% of all statistics are wrong.
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