To get to know you better (あなたを・もっと・知りたくて)

[CSCO]

[Oiwa-sama (おいわさま, or お岩様)]　Caution: A heavy subject! Not for kids!


"Chick, could you get a regular job?"
"Bah! I will be a writer. Tsuruya Nanboku Literary Award is waiting for me."
"No. It is waiting for me," said CSCO.



Tsuruya Nanboku (つるや なんぼく, or 鶴屋 南北) was a Kabuki writer in Edo era. His most famous drama is Toukaidou Yotsuya Kaidan (とうかいどうよつやかいだん, or 東海道四谷怪談).

Yotsuya Kaidan (よつやかいだん, or 四谷怪談) is a nonfiction. There were many nonfictions on Oiwa-sama and her ghost. Nanboku studied them and wrote Toukaidou Yotsuya Kaidan.

Toukaidou Yotsuya Kaidan is the Kabuki version of Yotsuya Kaidan. I have listened to a Koudan version of Yotsuya Kaidan, which Ichiryuusai Teisui (いちりゅうさい ていすい, or 一龍斎 貞水) performed (5 CDs; abridged, or ぬきよみ or 抜き読み).

I guess that Toukaidou Yotsuya Kaidan is very short abridged version. The Kabuki version is different from the Koudan version. Kabuki writer cannot use a real name; this is a Kabuki rule. So, Itou Kaiho (いとう かいほ, or 伊東 快甫), a character in Yotsuya Kaidan, is named Itou Kihei (いとう きへい, or 伊藤 喜兵衛) in Toukaidou Yotsuya Kaidan. Many rats eat up living Itou Kaiho and leave his skeleton in the Koudan version. (This is Itou Kaiho Nezumi Zeme (いとうかいほねずみぜめ, or 伊東快甫鼠責め).) Whereas Itou Kihei is killed by Katana (かたな, or 刀) in the Kabuki version. I must say that the Kabuki version is a soft version.

'Yotsuya Kaidan (よつやかいだん, or 四谷怪談)' notation means and includes all versions of Oiwa-sama Ghost Story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yotsuya_Kaidan
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%B6%B4%E5%B1%8B%E5%8D%97%E5%8C%97_%284%E4%BB%A3%E7%9B%AE%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C5%8Ddan
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%B8%80%E9%BE%8D%E6%96%8E%E8%B2%9E%E6%B0%B4



"Chick, what are you writing these days?"
"Mommy-Long-Legs."
CSCO guessed, "It must be a light erotica."
"CSCO, what are you writing these days?"
"Much Ado About Dick."
Chick guessed, "It must be a novel for young girls."



When I was a kid, I believed that Oiwa-sama was very evil spirit. When I lived in newspaper delivery branch office at Hattyoubori (はっちょうぼり, or 八丁堀), I heard Oiwa Inari (おいわいなり, お岩稲荷, or 於岩稲荷) is nearby. I forgot whether I went to see Oiwa Inari. Oiwa Inari closed to the public bath, which I had been a customer. I was very young then.

And more than 30 years passed. I listened to Yotsuya Kaidan (Koudan version) yesterday. I love gentle episodes, which show Oiwa-sama's happy days. I don't fear ghosts. But I fear evil people who alive. Lafcadio Hearn wrote Kwaidan, and at the center of Kwaidan is ghosts. But, ghost story performers in Japan put evil people at the center of a ghost story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafcadio_Hearn

Hakozaki (はこざき, or 箱崎), Hattyoubori, and Shinkawa (しんかわ, or 新川) have many famous IT companies today. But, Reiganjima (れいがんじま, ore 霊岸島) and Tsukuda (つくだ, or 佃) had many brothels once. The IT engineers, please visit Oiwa Inari to console Oiwa-sama's ghost instead of me.

Evil people abused Oiwa-sama. Evil people abused me. Oiwa-sama was sold to Yotaka Nagaya (よたかながや, or 夜鷹長屋), which is the lowest brothel. I was sold to as a slave. I can share Oiwa-sama's anger. Oiwa-sama has my sympathies. If I were a ghost, I would curse the world. I would offer a poetry to Oiwa-sama's ghost to cure her pain a bit. (God, have pity on me! I am such a sinner.)


A Sonnetlike Poem for Oiwa-sama


Let's drink, Oiwa-sama.
Please say much to my six sense.
I am a gentle person?
No. I'm bad, maybe.

Let's drink, Oiwa-sama.
You were a woman of noble presence.
Maybe, you were too soft person.
Hahahahaha, also am I, maybe

You lost everything.
And I lost everything.

When I write a dark novel with great cares,
Come along with me,
With an ink of bloods and tears,
Let's curse the world with me.



(In Japanese)
お岩様に捧げるソネット


一緒に飲もうよ、お岩様　
聞きたい事がたくさんあるんだ
僕は優しい男だろうか？
いや、多分、僕は優しくない

一緒に飲もうよ、お岩様
あなたの優しさは輝いていた
お人好しだったのだ、あなたは
ははは、僕と同じじゃないか

何もかも奪われたあなたの
悲しみと恨みが僕にはわかるのだ

僕が創作をしている時には
僕と一緒に
血と涙のインクで
世界を呪いたまえ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoshiwara
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B2%A1%E5%A0%B4%E6%89%80
https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q11149772591
https://www.viva-edo.com/okabasyo.html
https://www.rekishijin.com/1163
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E6%96%BC%E5%B2%A9%E7%A8%B2%E8%8D%B7%E7%94%B0%E5%AE%AE%E7%A5%9E%E7%A4%BE%E3%80%80%E6%96%B0%E5%B7%9D%E3%80%80%E5%9C%B0%E5%9B%B3&hl=ja&gbv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjq2uri2of4AhVTDN4KHWvVB5AQ_AUICSgC



"Chick, I couldn't pass the first screening. How about you?"
"Me too."
"Have you read the winner, Bare Enemy? "
"Yes. Even I could write it."
"Yes. Even I could write it."



Kondou Makoto (こんどう まこと, or 近藤 誠) is a famous medical doctor in Japan. His article in Wikipedia is only in Japanese and Chinese. This is a very sad thing. Kondou-sensei has been blaming medical doctors in Japan for their wrong attitude to cancer patients. I have read two books, which Kondou-sensei wrote.
I'm very impressed. Kondou-sensei is very brave. The two books show not only the dark side of Japanese medical care industry, but also the dark side of Japan.

Kondou-sensei clames that medical doctors in Japan belong to a threatening business. Kondou-sensei clames that medical doctors in Japan kill patients for money. A universal public insurance system in Japan is only money trees!?

---Tell ye your children of it, and let your children tell their children, and their children another generation. That which the palmerworm hath left hath the locust eaten; and that which the locust hath left hath the cankerworm eaten; and that which the cankerworm hath left hath the caterpiller eaten. Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.---

Kondou-sensei is a prophet? A false prophet? We, Japanese people, must think about what Kondou-sensei says. We need articles around Kondou-sensei more and more.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%BF%91%E8%97%A4%E8%AA%A0



"Chick, we must watch people more and more. We must write about humans."
"I saw an arrogant customer at work. I was very busy then. So, he had to wait for a long time. He would be anger. He gave me his business card and said, "Make out a receipt.""
"What was his family name? Nishi (西)? Amai (甘井)?"
"His business card said, "Great Doctor: Yabui Chikuan (藪井 竹庵).""
"Great Doctor!? His title was Great Doctor!? Bahahahaha!!"

[CSCO]

[Tsunayoshi (つなよし, or 綱吉)]　Caution: Kids can't read this post. You must be in your happy dream for a little while. (This subject is hopeless but your faith in Jesus saves yourself.)_.


"Why are you groaning, CSCO?"
"Chick, I can't write any more..."
"You popped the red grain... (赤い玉が出たんだね...)"
"Bah! Be a princess, Chick!"



In the Edo Era, a samurai could kill a rude man, who was rude to the samurai. This is Kiri-sute Gomen (きりすてごめん, 切捨御免, or This Murder Is Legal). In the Edo Era, we had a caste system. I would show the classes in descending order: 士 農 工 商 穢多 非人 (し のう こう しょう えた ひにん, samurai's >>>> farmers > engineers > merchants >>> dirty workers and entertainers > outsiders of the society (a descendant of a criminal)). CSCO's grandfather's father had an ancestral funeral business at Hazu (はず, or 幡豆), Aichi-ken (あいちけん, or 愛知県). So, I suppose CSCO belongs to an Eta (えた, or 穢多) line. (orz)

Media in Japan have been advertised that our current The Constitution of Japan is illegal bacause the U.S. made us have it forcefully. (This is Oshituke Kenpou (おしつけけんぽう, or 押しつけ憲法) propaganda.) The political advertisement is true or not? I don't know. But, the constitution promises to us a leveled society.
I am very happy because we have the advanced and ideal constitution! (We threw away a military force before John Lennon sang Imagine. This is real Cool Japan. Many Cool Japan topics are only an advertisement.)

By the way, do you like a dog? Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, the 5th shougun of Tokugawa Dynasty, loved a dog very much. He set an animal and so on to the upper class than samurai. If a samurai killed a dog, the samurai was killed. (He couldn't do a honorable Harakiri; he was killed as a criminal.) At that time, cooks in the Edo Castle couldn't cook even fish and shellfish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiri-sute_gomen
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%88%87%E6%8D%A8%E5%BE%A1%E5%85%8D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokugawa_Tsunayoshi
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/生類憐れみの令

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34615972
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%A9%A2%E5%A4%9A
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%A9%A2%E5%A4%9A#p-lang-btn



There are many family trees which bear genius persons. Minotsukuri (みのつくり, or 箕作) Family Line is a good example for you. This family line have produced famous scholars. Nagaoka Hantarou Sensei belongs to a branch of the Minotsukuri family tree. (I suppose you can't believe this fact: Abe-san's family tree connects to the Minotsukuri family tree.) (orz)
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/箕作家
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hantaro_Nagaoka
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seishi_Kikuchi
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tatsukichi_Minobe



"A princess!? You are a worm. And I am a worm too. O.K. I will run a princess' business!"
"Stop it! Chick! Stop it! I apologize very much! Don't touch the taboo!"
"Apologize? You called my molds under my nose Nose Dirts!! Thanks for Abenomask (あべのますく, or アベノマスク), which hides them!!"
"Don't kill me!!! Please!!! I'm very very sorry!!!"



Three P.M.'s of Japan came from Abe-san's family tree; Kishi Nobusuke (きし のぶすけ, or 岸 信介), Satou Eisaku (さとう えいさく, or 佐藤 栄作), and Abe Shinzou (あべ しんぞう, or 安倍 晋三). It bears the responsibility of a P.M. family of Japan. The 4th is Kishi Nobuo (きし のぶお, or 岸 信夫) (the next after the next ?) and the 5th is Nobuo's son. The son has started his political career as his father's secretary already.

Kuroda-san is a great man! If a son of Meyer Meyer became the FRB Chairman, what do you think about it, Mr. Bernanke? (Kuroda-san's father was a Japan Coast Guard officer. I suppose Kuroda-san had grasped a red burned iron time after time for his career advancement.) Kuroda-san is a genius indeed. (But Abe-san supports Kuroda-san still indeed.)

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B2%B8%E4%BF%A1%E5%A4%AB
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%BD%90%E8%97%A4%E6%A0%84%E4%BD%9C#%E5%A7%BB%E6%97%8F%E9%96%A2%E4%BF%82%E7%B3%BB%E5%9B%B3
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%B2%B8%E4%BF%A1%E4%BB%8B#%E5%B2%B8%E5%AE%B6%E3%81%AE%E7%B3%BB%E8%AD%9C
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobuo_Kishi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haruhiko_Kuroda
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%BB%92%E7%94%B0%E6%9D%B1%E5%BD%A6
https://keibatsugaku.com/kuroda/



A marriage of state is Keibatsu (けいばつ, or 閨閥) in Japanese language.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_of_state
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%96%A8%E9%96%A5#%E5%85%B7%E4%BD%93%E7%9A%84%E3%81%AA%E4%BA%BA%E7%89%A9
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%AE%89%E5%80%8D%E6%98%AD%E6%81%B5#%E5%AE%B6%E6%97%8F%E3%83%BB%E8%A6%AA%E6%97%8F
This is a taboo in Japan:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morinaga_Milk_arsenic_poisoning_incident
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%A3%AE%E6%B0%B8%E3%83%92%E7%B4%A0%E3%83%9F%E3%83%AB%E3%82%AF%E4%B8%AD%E6%AF%92%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%B1%9F%E9%A0%AD%E8%B1%8A#%E5%AE%B6%E6%97%8F%E3%83%BB%E8%A6%AA%E6%97%8F
This is a taboo in Japan:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minamata_disease
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E6%B0%B4%E4%BF%A3%E7%97%85
https://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&tbm=isch&oq=&aqs=&q=%E6%B0%B4%E4%BF%A3%E7%97%85%E3%80%80%E5%86%99%E7%9C%9F%E9%9B%86
https://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%80%A0%E8%88%B9%E7%96%91%E7%8B%B1
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%80%A0%E8%88%B9%E7%96%91%E7%8D%84
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abenomask
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%A2%E3%83%99%E3%83%8E%E3%83%9E%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AF



"CSCO, you don't have a talent for writing. You have no guts too. So, you can't write. You worship money. So, you can't write."
"Hush, Chick! I have the talent. But I don't have a time to write. I must work for money. I won't dry me up. If I write my story, JCIA would kill me."
"Hahaha! CSCO, you say you don't have the talent indeed. Don't be afraid. Go for it. Be a bold man. Doukyou (どうきょう; or 道鏡) is your good example. The powers couldn't kill Doukyou."

(Doukyou couldn't enter the high society in Japan. (Because he was not John Lennon.) The society didn't protect Tanaka Kakuei (たなか かくえい, or 田中 角栄), an outsider of it, from Lockheed bribery scandals.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C5%8Dky%C5%8D
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%81%93%E9%8F%A1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%AD%E3%83%83%E3%82%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%83%89%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakuei_Tanaka
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%94%B0%E4%B8%AD%E8%A7%92%E6%A0%84


[Postscript: Abe-san passed away suddenly on July 8, 2022. Now Kuroda-san is alone. (July 8, 2022)]

[CSCO]

[I'm fine. (げんきです。, or 元気です。)]　


It was rain for two days but this morning the blue heaven covers us.
A mother sparrow teaches a song to her kids.
The kid sparrows can't sing it well.
The mother says: "You don't understand?"

Every key station let say TV announcers in a black suit:
"Japanese people are in a deep sadness."
"Chick, what happend?"
"You don't understand!?"

Passing junior high school students say on bicycles from outside the window:
"You get ached balls surely!"
A girl says in a laughter: "I don't have the balls!!"
Beggers say, "We must give him a state funeral! We must give him a state funeral!"
I say, "You don't understand!"

Chick says, "CSCO, we have the one, maybe."
"What is the one?"
"Dull! You don't understand!!"
Of course, I understand it.

Foreign media races to announce:
"We are beside Japanese people..."
Thanks, but don't be afraid.
We are very very very happy.



(In Japanese):

二日続いた雨は上がり、今朝は気持ちのいい青空を我らは頂く。
スズメの母親が子スズメどもに歌を教えている。
子スズメは、まだ上手く歌えない。
母スズメが歌う： 『わかってないね？』

どの局でも喪服を着たテレビアナウンサーが言う：　
『日本中が悲しみに包まれています。』
『チック、何かが起きたのか？』
チックが言う： 『わかってないね？』

中学生達が自転車で窓の外を通る。
『絶対にチンコが痛くなる！』『チンコなんか無いっす！』
『国葬だ！国葬だ！』と乞食が叫ぶ。
俺が言う： 『わかってないね？』

『ねぇ、わたし、できたみたい。』
『できたって、何が？』
『もう、わかってないね！』
勿論、わかっているのである。

海外メディアは、こぞって報道した：
『我々は、日本の皆さんに寄り添いたい。』
心配ご無用、わかってないね。
僕たちは、元気です。


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TYEslVBj1c
https://www.uta-net.com/song/8179/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oca_Vm0EXOQ
https://www.uta-net.com/song/3071/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJjrazs8fVQ
https://www.uta-net.com/song/123/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXjZaj4ltM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdwqOx6SEIA
https://www.uta-net.com/song/4513/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShqI_yiQKr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RPIOJqfyRI
https://www.uta-net.com/song/1486/

[CSCO]

[Kaguya-hime (かぐやひめ, or かぐや姫)]　Caution: The topic includes an inconvenient truth!
　
"Well, CSCO, I have something very important to tell you..."
"Papa. Call me papa, Chick."
"Papa, I was an abandoned child, wasn't I?"
" ! "
(And what girl Chick says is true.)



In Japan, Okima means Taketori no Okina (たけとりのおきな, 竹取翁, the old bamboo cutter) in most cases. The Okina brought up Kaguya-hime (かぐやひめ, かぐや姫, or Princess Kaguya). All Japanese people know the Kaguya-hime story.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%AB%B9%E5%8F%96%E7%89%A9%E8%AA%9E



CSCO runs a small recycle business. CSCO is an old newspapers trader. 9 years ago from now, CSCO found out a basket in his new truck bed. CSCO opened it and there was Chick. (CSCO took up Chick in his arms. And Chick cried.) Chick was teething.

When Chick was a kindergartener, the truck picked up and dropped off Chick. Chick was bouncing in a seat. When CSCO loaded, Chick run around CSCO and Chick's tiny shoes sang Pi! Pi! Pi! Pi!

Recently, Chick cooks, waiting for CSCO. (This sure is fast!) This is Chick's sad destiny. (But, CSCO had to quit gambling. This is CSCO's sad destiny. CSCO is bringing up Chick on his own.)

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%A1%E3%82%8A%E7%B4%99%E4%BA%A4%E6%8F%9B#%E3%81%A1%E3%82%8A%E7%B4%99%E4%BA%A4%E6%8F%9B
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E3%81%A1%E3%82%8A%E7%B4%99%E4%BA%A4%E6%8F%9B%E8%BB%8A&hl=ja&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwikr_fKqLX5AhXVAqYKHZYqDlAQ_AUIBigB
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E3%81%A1%E3%82%8A%E7%B4%99%E4%BA%A4%E6%8F%9B%E8%BB%8A&hl=ja&tbm=vid&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwikkJLuqLX5AhUbO3AKHdW2CiMQ_AUIBigC

"Papa, don't go to my elementary school on the truck!"
"Hush up! I heard from the school nurse that you rushed into a school infirmary today, didn't you? Don't be afraid. You don't have an illness as the nurse taught you. (This sure is fast!) You grow. It's that time, isn't it?"


Japanesse people share his Sekihan (せきはん, 赤飯) with his neighbors when he is very happy. Believe me: When a girl welcomed her the first period, her parent(s) announce(s) the fact by Sekihan Sharing here in Japan! (We have a convenience store, which we can order Sekihan to at anytime. You could also order Sekihan to Wagashi (わがし, or 和菓子) shops, maybe.)
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E8%B5%A4%E9%A3%AF&hl=ja&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi0vN7Z98D5AhXSBd4KHVE3D-EQ_AUIBigB
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekihan
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%B5%A4%E9%A3%AF
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okowa
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%8A%E3%81%93%E3%82%8F


"Papa, what is the much Sekihan for?"
"We ride on the truck and distribute it around the city!"
"Please stop it, please!!"

(And days and days and days.)


More than a half of current new-wed Japanese couples don't have a wedding ceremony. We call this wedding Nashi Kon (ナシ婚, or なしこん). There are many simple couples, who don't have any wedding dresses, wedding rings, and a honeymoon; we call this wedding Zenbu Nashi Kon (全部ナシ婚, or ぜんぶなしこん). The Japanese Government and its men have explained the fact that it is because the current young Japanese people's minds are just a little bit different from the Japanese traditional mind. (More than a half of murder cases in Japan have happened at his home. The top of the youth's cause of death in Japan has been self-killing. (Not because of a cancer. Not because of an accident. Not because of a disease.) Who is bad? You suppose these causes must be the current young Japanese people's minds that are a little bit different from the Japanese traditional mind?) People in Aichi-ken have liked to have a gay wedding ceremony. (This is Aichi-ken people's nature and Japanese people have laughed at it.) But, a major wedding hall in Aichi-ken, my younger brother's classmate had run, went bankrupt.

I have been a part-time convenience store clerk. The store stores a weddig hall guiding magazine always. I always suppose that nobody would buy the magazine. I suppose the publisher can't see the thick poor class in Japan. (But, vice versa, I can't see the thick rich class in Japan, maybe.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsunokakushi
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E8%A7%92%E9%9A%A0%E3%81%97&hl=ja&gbv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj_z-G6o7L5AhUJd94KHRNLBN8Q_AUIBigB
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%AB%98%E5%B3%B6%E7%94%B0
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E6%96%87%E9%87%91%E9%AB%98%E5%B3%B6%E7%94%B0&hl=ja&gbv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi116v7o7L5AhVIAYgKHVDAA4kQ_AUIBigB

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%8A%E3%82%B7%E5%A9%9A
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E7%9A%87%E6%97%8F%E3%81%AE%E7%B5%90%E5%A9%9A%E5%BC%8F&hl=ja&tbm=isch&ei=YwHwYvuiAqPHmAWpg6rYBw&start=0&sa=N

https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E3%81%AE%E6%AE%BA%E4%BA%BA%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6%E3%80%80%E5%AE%B6%E5%BA%AD%E5%86%85&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&hl=ja
https://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E3%81%AE%E8%8B%A5%E8%80%85%E3%81%AE%E6%AD%BB%E5%9B%A0%E3%80%80%E8%87%AA%E6%AE%BA&oq=&aqs=



"Papa, thanks for bringing me up. Don't drink too much. I can watch out for you always because I marry with a man in the next town. I come here sometimes."
"Bah! I shall be released! I shall gamble again! I shall drink too much! I will live my life! ... Chick, I must go to poo..."

CSCO is sobbing in the toilet. Chick comes to CSCO to care.
"Papa, you can't cry, can you? It's a very happy thing, isn't it?"
"I shall unload. I shall gamble again. I'm weeping for joy."
"Don't gamble. I promise we often visit each other. Now, you must prepare the truck. We will go to receive Sekihan I ordered."
"I'm not a deliverer..."
"You and I must distribute it to say thank you to everyone for helping us for a long time. Now, wipe your tears with this cloth..."

"Chick, this is a cloth for a toilet, isn't it?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GhpzYIfwps
https://www.uta-net.com/song/740/
https://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&gbv=1&q=%E3%81%8B%E3%81%90%E3%82%84%E5%A7%AB%E3%80%80%E5%8D%97%E3%81%93%E3%81%86%E3%81%9B%E3%81%A4%E3%80%80%E5%A6%B9&oq=&aqs=

[CSCO]

[Our national strategy (にほんのこっかせんりゃく, or 日本の国家戦略)]　

（The barber is Chick. The customer is CSCO.）


"Well, CSCO, I went to the dentist's office next door yesterday. The toilet bowl cover opened automatically; I was surprised."
"I dislike it. The dentist doesn't have an intraoral camera. But his toilet bowl cover is supported by cutting-edge technologies. This is not cool."


"Well, CSCO, Mammoth Yabuki, a pro boxer, will move up to heavyweight."
"Hey, Chick, Yabuki is a bantamweight boxer. Are you sure?"


"CSCO, SELHi (せるはい, or セルハイ) is what?"
"Chick, it's the abbreviation of Super English Language High School (スーパーイングリッシュランゲージハイスクール, or すーぱーいんぐりっしゅらんげーじはいすくーる) in Japan. SELHi is a Strategic High School of Japan (こっかせんりゃくこう, 国家戦略校) on English language to grow a master of the language. High schools appointed to a Strategic High School of Japan were very proud of and walked on air at that time. And Keidanren and the Japanese Government had many of SELHi's be a de facto international school, I suppose. Some of SELHi's cut off their school traditions willingly, I suppose. And Keidanren got many international schools for nothing."
"In other words, please..."
"We are bad at English, whereas our national strategy is to become a tourism nation. The Japanese Government established a government office the Japan Tourism Agency (JTA, 観光庁, or かんこうちょう). Politicians and governmental officials are sure?"
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B9%E3%83%BC%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC%E3%82%A4%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B0%E3%83%AA%E3%83%83%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A5%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B2%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B8%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Science_High_School
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B9%E3%83%BC%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B5%E3%82%A4%E3%82%A8%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B9%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B9%E3%83%BC%E3%83%91%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B0%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%83%90%E3%83%AB%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9%E3%82%AF%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_Tourism_Agency
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%A6%B3%E5%85%89%E5%BA%81
https://www.mlit.go.jp/kankocho/



"CSCO, are you drunk? It is nine o'clock in the morning."
"Hush up!" (choked with tears)


"CSCO, Yen has been weaken rapidly, whereas Tokyo Stock Market has held firm. How much do you think 1 U.S. dollar is?"
"308 Yen, 360 Yen, and 400 Yen. Our land is as small as England and France. But we have double population of the each country. Our government says, "Great domestic demand! Great Japanese economics!" Keidanren has robbed us of our jobs. Keidanren has given the jobs to foreign workers in Japan. They are working a minimum wage job. And more than one third of Japanese workers are also a temporary worker. Foreigners work from high schoolers to old people. (Keidanren supports them.) So, their family incomes are much better than a single old Japanese's. Foreingers drive their cars and Japanese people pedal a bike. We must back to the year 1945 to go back over again with pride. It was about the year 2000 when the Allies and funds to restore defeated Japan had finished all their profit-taking and said, "Japan is not a kid anymore. Walk by yourself." But our leaders haven't stopped the old directing-a-money-flow politics. Yes, Tokyo Stock Market holds firm. Many Japanese companies must announce their financial results for the latest quarter in September or October. So, the Japanese Government MUST keep a stock price high now."


"CSCO, The P.M. announces to the overseas investors, "I'll do it! I'll do it!""
"What can he do? We are at full throttle anymore. We have no money anymore. And we are not brave to print more money. All we have is a mouth and a tangue."
"But, Nichigin Cannon was fired, wasn't it?"
"The President of Bank of Japan must retire the next March because his tenure expires. We hate the president; he must pretend to be working. If not, he couldn't do Amakudari (あまくだり, or 天下り). In a normal case, he shall be installed to the top of a government agency and he shall retire soon with the retirement money. This process repeats several times and he shall become a professor at Keiou University (けいおうだいがく, or 慶応大学) finally. This is a very common course. I suppose the Japanese Government has gotten the authority to issue the Japanese Bond unlimitedly without an authorization from the Diet since the last December. But I suppose both the P.M. and the president couldn't issue it anymore because they are timid on this matter. Because they couldn't be insane. (Yes, they are not timid sweet candies. Rather they are cunning foxes.) They graduated leading universities in Japan, didn't they? Why can they forget their tomorrow? And the Japanese Government don't give SP protection service to ex-P.M.'s. They must protect themselves from an uninstallation to the end."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_15_incident
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%BA%94%E3%83%BB%E4%B8%80%E4%BA%94%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_26_incident
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%BA%8C%E3%83%BB%E4%BA%8C%E5%85%AD%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amakudari
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%A4%A9%E4%B8%8B%E3%82%8A


"CSCO, you know everything. Why Sudako is red?"
"Everything becomes red after being boiled."
"Why a monkey's ass is red? Why Torii (とりい, 鳥居) is red?"
"Someone boiled them."
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E9%85%A2%E8%9B%B8&hl=ja&gbv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiShpj95qr6AhWHwZQKHQAgCO8Q_AUIBigB
https://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&gbv=1&q=%E9%85%A2%E8%9B%B8&oq=&aqs=
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torii
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E9%B3%A5%E5%B1%85
https://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E9%B3%A5%E5%B1%85&hl=ja&gbv=1&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjWoZu856r6AhVwFqYKHf5bA9cQ_AUIBigB


"Why nobody came to a princess's wedding ceremony, CSCO?"
"Someone bought some land, and someone bought oxen, and someone had just gotten married. Ha Ha Ha!"
"CSCO, your delusions won't stop.

Sorry to keep you waiting. Next person, please!"