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commonsparrow3
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Post by commonsparrow3 »

"Though the Agamemnon was obliged to acknowledge these congratulations in due form, the feeling of annoyance with which we regarded the vessel—"
"-- the feeling of annoyance rith ritch we wegarded the vessel -- with rich we wegarded -- rith which re regarded -- aargh!"

No sentence should have this many w's and r's in such close proximity. I sound like Elmer Fudd going on about some wascally wabbit.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/with_which_we_regard_blooper.mp3
TriciaG
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Post by TriciaG »

I haven't posted a blooper in a long time. I'm about due. :)

Here's what happens when you don't pre-read the chapter: you get the wrong intonation.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/no_prereading_deedunmore_blooper.mp3
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Post by PatrickLondon »

This is is what happens when you haven't pre-read an account of 17th century court intrigues that suddenly turns out to be rather more salaciously gossipy than you might have expected:

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/saucysimon_blooper_pjw.mp3
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

sjmarky wrote: February 21st, 2018, 12:16 pm Narration: It's a tough job.
https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/narratingwithtornrotatorcuff_mn.mp3
It must have been the legendary Black Beast of Aaaargh!
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Post by Cori »

Adventures are fun and interesting -- especially when they throw up mysteries along the way. Here, you can actually hear the cogs in my brain turning ... https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/del-what_cs.mp3
There's honestly no such thing as a stupid question -- but I'm afraid I can't rule out giving a stupid answer : : To Posterity and Beyond!
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Post by TriciaG »

Cori wrote: April 1st, 2018, 10:57 am Adventures are fun and interesting -- especially when they throw up mysteries along the way. Here, you can actually hear the cogs in my brain turning ... https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/del-what_cs.mp3
8-) Good job! Yes, it's Delaware. ;)
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

Truth exists for the wise, Beauty for a feeling heart: They belong to each other. - Beethoven
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"Kind reader, if this our performance doth in aught fall short of promise, blame not our good intent, but our unperfect wit."
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Post by mightyfelix »

realisticspeakers wrote: April 12th, 2018, 1:18 pm Speaking of 10 year old child...https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopercat.mp3
Cats are such a joy to record with, aren't they? :lol:
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Post by Twinkle88 »

commonsparrow3 wrote: January 5th, 2018, 9:56 pm
"Though the Agamemnon was obliged to acknowledge these congratulations in due form, the feeling of annoyance with which we regarded the vessel—"
"-- the feeling of annoyance rith ritch we wegarded the vessel -- with rich we wegarded -- rith which re regarded -- aargh!"

No sentence should have this many w's and r's in such close proximity. I sound like Elmer Fudd going on about some wascally wabbit.

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/with_which_we_regard_blooper.mp3
Yes, I'm definitely sensing a feeling of annoyance there! :lol:
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Post by VfkaBT »

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_joanthunders_vfkabt_128kb.mp3

Thunderstorms are so delightful. This one's for craigdavid, my frequent collaborator. 8-)
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Post by mightyfelix »

VfkaBT wrote: April 19th, 2018, 10:24 am https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/bloopers_joanthunders_vfkabt_128kb.mp3

Thunderstorms are so delightful. This one's for craigdavid, my frequent collaborator. 8-)
Haha and then the rapping was repeated! :lol:
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realisticspeakers
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Post by realisticspeakers »

mightyfelix wrote: May 12th, 2018, 9:57 pm It's time for a vocabulary lesson!

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/mulct_blooper.mp3
LOL

That was one of my SAT words in 1980.

And here it is again!
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EikyTavie
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Post by EikyTavie »

TriciaG wrote: October 19th, 2010, 1:24 pm Here's what happens when you don't read the text beforehand and get to where it says, "she said" when you thought HE was talking...

https://librivox.org/uploads/bloopers/voice_error_blooper.mp3
I've never had such a laugh! I'm nearly killed!
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