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Note: Franklin Pierce Adams died in 1960. The author's work is still protected by copyright in places like Europe, where copyright is author's death plus 70 years, Australia (author's death plus 70 years for authors who died after 1955) or Canada (author's death plus 50 years).
Each fortnight a poem is chosen to be recorded by as many LibriVox volunteers as possible!This poem is the sequel to/answer to Dorothy Parker's poem, Men I'm Not Married To, with a decidedly different but equally humorous take on the matter. Both poems were published simultaneously in a book entitled The Men I'm Not Married To, and this poem is preceded by a dedication which will be read herein. Adams was well know for his satire and witty writing. ( ~ Michele Fry)
This fortnight's poem can be found here.
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Channels: 1 (Mono)
Bit Rate: 128 kbps
Sample Rate: 44100 kHz
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Begin your reading with the abbreviated LibriVox disclaimer:
No more than 0.5 to 1 second of silence at the beginning of the recording!
Then read the poem:Women I'm Not Married To by, Franklin Pierce Adams, read for LibriVox.org by [your name].
[Add, if you wish, date, your location, and/or your personal url.]
DEDICATION: TO MRS. FRANKLIN P. ADAMS,
BUT FOR WHOM THIS BOOK MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN WRITTEN,
BUT FOR WHOM IT WAS
“Whene’er I take my walks”—you know
The rest—“abroad,” I always meet
Elaine or Maude or Anne or Flo,
Belinda, Blanche, or Marguerite;
And Melancholy, bittersweet,
Sets seal upon me when I view—
Coldly, and from a judgment seat—
The women I’m not married to.
Not mine the sighs for Long Ago;
Not mine to mourn the obsolete;
With Burns and Shelley, Keats and Poe
I have no yearning to compete.
No Dead Sea pickled pears I eat;
I never touch a drop of rue;
I toast, and drink my pleasure neat,
The women I’m not married to!
Fate with her celebrated blow
Frequently knocks me off my feet;
And Life her dice box chucks a throw
That usually has me beat.
Yet although Love has tried to treat
Me rough, award the kid his due.
Look at the list, though incomplete:
The women I’m not married to.
At the end of your reading, leave a space and then say:
End of poem. This recording is in the public domain.
Please leave 5 seconds of silence at the end of your recording.
Save your recording as an mp3 file using the following filename and ID3 tag format:
File name - all in lowercase: womenimnotmarriedto_adams_your initials in lowercase_128kb.mp3
ID3 tags (Version 2):
Artist Name: Franklin Pierce Adams
Track Title: Women I'm Not Married To - Read by YOUR INITIALS (e.g. Women I'm Not Married To - Read by KLH)
Album Title: LibriVox Fortnightly Poetry
Comments: (optional) Recorded by [your name]
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