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Post by SonOfTheExiles » November 7th, 2015, 9:18 pm

Don't worry, I'm not going to claim a section in this book! Not with my accent. The contrast with all these siren-type dolls would too jarring.

But I will share the following with you.

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
Albert Einstein


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Post by Availle » November 8th, 2015, 12:33 am

But your accent would fit perfectly with the "Men Kissing Each Other" topic, don't you think?

And Einstein was a really smart guy, wasn't he... :D
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Post by SonOfTheExiles » November 8th, 2015, 1:15 am

Well, if François Hollande wants to pin the Légion d'honneur on me, maybe... :D

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Post by Availle » November 8th, 2015, 1:24 am

I see three words of French in this - surely that can't be such a difficult thing? :wink:
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Post by SonOfTheExiles » November 8th, 2015, 1:35 am

My Fourth Form French teacher in 1980 said ... Scout's honour! ... that I "mangle the French language".

Just think, if La Perouse had not been a couple of weeks behind the First Fleet, we Aussies might be doing the sort of unspeakable things to the French language that we are currently doing to the English one.

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Post by chulsky » November 12th, 2015, 12:14 pm

Mark Chulsky / Марк Чульский
Readers invited: Стихи Веневитинова Jean-Christophe

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Post by Availle » November 12th, 2015, 4:48 pm

Thank you very much!

I hope you will think of the important consequences now every time you kiss... (but not so much as to stop kissing altogether, that would be a shame!) :wink:
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Post by chulsky » November 12th, 2015, 6:45 pm

Thank you, Ava, I'd think about the consequences every time I kiss my grandkids :-)
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Post by MaxineMarie » November 13th, 2015, 7:09 am

Section 8 PL OK Marked so in MW
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Post by jburlinson » November 13th, 2015, 7:44 pm

Hi. Could I claim section 6 -- men kissing men, etc. ?

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Post by Availle » November 14th, 2015, 3:40 am

Thanks for claiming John - have fun! :D
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Post by jburlinson » December 1st, 2015, 4:09 pm

Here's chapter 6 -- please let me know if there are problems or questions.

https://librivox.org/uploads/availle/artofkissing_06_rossiter_128kb.mp3 (18:47)

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Post by Availle » December 1st, 2015, 4:50 pm

Thank you John!

Since I haven't heard from the reader, I have orphaned section 2...
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Post by MaxineMarie » December 2nd, 2015, 5:45 am

Chapter 6 PL OK Marked so in MW
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Post by Kristingj » December 2nd, 2015, 8:05 am

I'll grab the last section:)

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