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Chicago Fire-ing: losing your job in the Windy City
Chicago Hope-ing: circulating your resume after losing your job in the Wind City

For the choral singers in the crowd: The following rules are intended as a guide to the development of habits which will promote the proper type of relationship between singers and the conductor. - Complain about the temperature of the rehearsal room, the lighting, crowded space, and of a draft. It'...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

My cat has a name but it's meaningless as he never answers to it.

And he's inanimate enough of the time to qualify as an object (at least that what it seems like to me.)

The Brady Bunching - complaints of ill-fitting undergarments
Thoring - sailplane instruction given by a pilot with a lisp
Man on the Mooning, Dark Side of the Mooning - feel free to figure those two out for yourself!

Eyes Wide Shutting – what I was compelled to do while watching “Eyes Wide Shut”

Point Breaking – the short-lived usefulness of the pencil

The Right Stuffing - just the right amount of sage, don't overcook the aromatics

Animal Houseing – a PSA about the Humane Society

The Stinging – a comedic romp about the perils of making honey

As we pass the halfway point of the season... Football is like life - it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for goats. - Vince Lombardi Football is football and talent is talent. But the mindset of your goat makes all the difference. - Robert Griffin III...

Networking – I'm mad as hell and not going to stop telling everybody at the cocktail party about it

Gunsmokeing – or a really stupid way to light a cigarette

M*A*S*Hing - a documentary showing the history of the potato
Taxiing - weekly Boeing 767 racing series
Star Trekking - a tour of the Hollywood Walk of Fame at Grauman's Chinese Theatre

Considering the week that was in the US... In the end, it's not the goats in your life that count. It's the life in your goats. - Abraham Lincoln Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own goats. - Calvin Coolidge A people that values its goats abo...

In honor of the Cubs' victory (after all these years): I'd rather be a good goat off the field than a good baseball player on the field. - Bryce Harper Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the goats off the streets. - Yogi Berra Being with a goat all night never hurt no profe...

I hate it when I’m singing along with the radio and the artist gets the words wrong. My neighbors listen to some excellent music…whether they like it or not. I can’t understand how people get eaten by sharks…can’t they hear the music? What’s more embarrassing than having your cell phone blast out a ...

Celebrating the passage of Bob Hoover, one of the greatest pilots who ever sat in a cockpit...

If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the goat as far into the crash as possible.

And if you substitute "goat" for "airplane"? :lol: If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than goats. - Charles Lindbergh When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the goat takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford If you can walk away from a...