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- November 9th, 2018, 6:37 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Tell a joke
- Replies: 494
- Views: 237507
Re: Tell a joke
A man walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan Officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Paris two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000; and that he was not a depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so ...
- September 24th, 2018, 10:31 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Tell a joke
- Replies: 494
- Views: 237507
Re: Tell a joke
Murphy's rule of hockey: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never mo...
- September 13th, 2018, 4:50 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Tell a joke
- Replies: 494
- Views: 237507
Re: Tell a joke
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Fist in the air, he said, 'And if...
- March 9th, 2018, 6:44 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Tell a joke
- Replies: 494
- Views: 237507
Re: Tell a joke
Grooooaaaannnnn...
Several times.
Several times.
- February 12th, 2018, 12:46 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: A Travesty Against Cheese
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5785
Re: A Travesty Against Cheese
Dude...
Everything goes well with beer.
Everything goes well with beer.
- December 11th, 2017, 10:11 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: It's snowing!!!
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5896
Re: It's snowing!!!
I went surfing during your storm...
- November 28th, 2017, 6:38 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Pets and instruments
- Replies: 59
- Views: 18816
Re: Pets and instruments
Herbie the poker specialist...
- November 16th, 2017, 10:51 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Audio books - underuse
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1419
Re: Audio books - underuse
Audiobooks have become such a regular part of my world that I cringe at the thought of them not being available.
45-minute drive to work
50-minute walk at lunchtime
45-minute drive home
Bring on Librivox and Audible...
45-minute drive to work
50-minute walk at lunchtime
45-minute drive home
Bring on Librivox and Audible...
- November 6th, 2017, 10:48 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Reliable MP3 Player?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2313
Re: Reliable MP3 Player?
Thanks ($200? Yikes!), I was hoping to find something stable for the phone. I've finally given up believing in any of them and write down the time I stopped after every listening session so I can find it again when something inevitably goes wrong...
- October 4th, 2017, 11:22 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Reliable MP3 Player?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2313
Re: Reliable MP3 Player?
The LV files play on another app, I'm struggling with MP3's. I have other audiobooks and podcasts and the like in that format and the iPhone player is a sad beast!
Argh.
Argh.
- October 3rd, 2017, 11:11 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Reliable MP3 Player?
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2313
Reliable MP3 Player?
Aloha all, Does anyone have any suggestions on an MP3 player app that doesn't forget you're listening to something? The "music" one on the iPhone is so unreliable that I actually write down the time in a notebook after every listening session so that I can fast-forward to that spot when it...
- August 22nd, 2017, 10:08 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: 2017 US Solar Eclipse
- Replies: 30
- Views: 6895
Re: 2017 US Solar Eclipse
Our exact coverage was 27% and arrived at 6:30 am, not long after sunrise, so a big crowd gathered at Makapu'u on the windward side. And it was cloudy. And it rained. Bummer. The big observatories on the top of Mauna Kea were all jacked up about it. And it was cloudy. And it snowed. Double bummer. :(
- August 11th, 2017, 10:25 am
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: 2017 US Solar Eclipse
- Replies: 30
- Views: 6895
Re: 2017 US Solar Eclipse
We'll only get 20% coverage, should just make the overall color a little bland.
I'll try to force myself to observe it at the beach. Oh, how I suffer.
I'll try to force myself to observe it at the beach. Oh, how I suffer.
- June 27th, 2017, 3:55 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: My Novella
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2404
Re: My Novella
And you're not going to read it for us and upload it to LV for all to enjoy?
(You can even invent your own cover art you know...)
(You can even invent your own cover art you know...)
- June 9th, 2017, 5:30 pm
- Forum: Off-Topic
- Topic: Comfort Sounds
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4882
Re: Comfort Sounds
Yes the grandeur of a green, lush mountain area is a very special kind of comfy background, umm set of sounds? Two versions actually, both of which I've (forcibly) enjoyed while stuck in traffic on the H-3 Interstate (think about that for a second). The gentle white noise of the tradewinds rushing ...