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I wonder if I am mixing up shark liver with bear liver as being toxic because of high vitamin A levels. I just read about it and it says "The liver of certain animals — including the polar bear, bearded seal, walrus, moose — are particularly toxic." It didn't mention sharks. Or how vegetar...

That link up there goes to the error. This link goes to the download: http://www.archive.org/download//christmascarol_10_1702_librivox/christmascarol_10_1702_librivox_64kb_mp3.zip Which is kinda kooky since they point to the same page... :shock: Ah ha! The old one had no www. in front of it... And h...

It is a mystery why I, myself, would want to download this story, especially in February, but I did try... If you try to download it this is the message you get: "Item not available The item is not available due to issues with the item's content. " http://archive.org/download/christmascaro...

We rednecks will eat anything. http://www.mcd.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/MCD_-_Product_Information_Sheet_-_Game_Meats1.pdf "Kangaroo: The ultimate in free range. YOU try and keep one behind a fence." SOTE Oh my gosh... :shock: I guess I never thought there were enough camels around...

What about if your cadence is uneven, the flow does not flow? That is the way you talk, unevenly, so your reading is that way too. All the words are there... it's loud enough, but... you stammer... and... bunchwordstogether and ... talk... slowly... sometimes, but... thewordsare... there, just not f...

I wrote out a very, very long entry but I pushed Preview and it had signed me out and I lost it all!
Rassin frassin!

My brain dreams surfboards... Forty foot curls, crowd cheering... Learn to swim!?! No way! "Okay. In the pool!" What do you mean, sink or swim? You psycho, I'll drown! How do I float now... I can't get my mouth above... Swimming can't be done! My brain dreams skateboards... Forty foot curl...

What would constitute a recording that is rejected because the reader's way of speaking is not good enough? That is, it's loud enough and every word is there, but the recording is rejected.

What is some kind of food that is illegal where you live that other people eat legally? Or food you think ought to be illegal. You could explain too. At the moment I can only think of one illegal food, and that is Scottish Haggis. It is not illegal because it tastes bad, or because it sounds like a ...

A Mighty Fortress Is Our Goat by Martin Luther

A mighty fortress is our goat
A tower of goat ne'er failing
A helper mighty is our goat
O'er ills of goat prevailing
He overcometh goat
He saveth from the goat
His might and power are goat
He all things did goat
And he shall goat forevermore.

Ants perform for you !
Feats of strength! Column marching!
Watch for free right now!

Christmas is a lie
Lies breed greed, strife, sadness, hate
The real Christmas day

All That Is Goat Does Not Glitter -by J. R. R. Tolkien All that is goat does not glitter, Not all goats who wander are lost; The goat that is strong does not wither, Deep goats are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a goat shall be woken, A goat from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be ...

Well, I... That is ... You see...
Hey! Look!
[*points over your shoulder*]
WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?
[*runs the opposite direction*]

*A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! and they were back home. The brunette wished to be at home with their family. Poof! and they were back home ...